Ok, I need some help and this appears to be the place to get
Apr 25, 2018, 10:06 AM
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Ok, so I bought this really cool wooden pen from some guy on the internet. Said it came from an old tree they cut down in Death Valley. Other than the pen being made of wood, which is excellent, it also had a decent girth, which attracted me to the pen.
Anyway, the pen arrived and I was solid. It was everything I had dreamed about for weeks. Well, of course such a hard, and large WOOD pen is exactly what I had been looking for. See, I'm into insertion.
ANYWAY, with a little lube the pen went in fine. I fired up my webcam and started out on my favorite site random webcam site. Well, just as I found the right partner who also loved my pen, I noticed in the webcam that blue ink was flowing out. It stained my crusty computer chair and even dripped down onto the carpet. I never knew they could put so much ink in a pen.
Whale, afterwards I noticed the nice wooden pen was permanently stained blue from all the ink that leaked. The ink also caused some bad irritation that's just now going away. Anyway, is there any way I could send this now blue wooden pen back for a unstained version with less ink? And can I get $200 for a new computer chair from the seller? Also need a new $500 carpet.