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Y'all ever have a sad fap?
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Y'all ever have a sad fap?

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:09 AM

Woke up this morning and decided I was going to work one out in the shower. Got into it, but about halfway through, I just lost the mojo. I finished the job, but when all of the yogurt had been squeezed out, I was more unimpressed than satisfied. I felt like I had wasted the seed and was more excited to finish my shower than I was sexually satisfied.

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Re: Y'all ever have a sad fap?

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:10 AM



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Wow bro, thanks for shaming me

[4]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:11 AM

I shared some pretty intimate information your response did not validate my emotions.

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I visit the page for the first time in a while and see this

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:11 AM

not much has changed I see.

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Just give me a TU and go back to where you came from***

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:12 AM



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There you go. See you in a few weeks maybe

emoji_events [6]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:12 AM

hope you get your faps worked out.

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Re: Y'all ever have a sad fap?

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:16 AM

.


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Well, the French do call ###### "La petite mort"

[4]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:17 AM

The little death.

So maybe you're a closet Frenchie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort

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0% French, 70% or more German

[3]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:20 AM

Maybe I didn't Backpfeifengesicht enough

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Then you're always sad and taciturn.

[3]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:28 AM

BTW seriously, the Krauts have some weird sexual appetites. APM's experiences in the Munchen and Frankfort airports confirm such.

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WUT. Elaborate, amigo. Elaborate.***

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:30 AM



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Meh. Check out The Bild online.

[3]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:34 AM

Keep in mind this is a mainstream tabloid newspaper and even it has some weird sex stuff. Walk by any newsstand in Deutschland and you see all kinds of crap.

Not as unusual now since the advent of mainstream pr0n in the US.

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yes. most of the time, I have to do it to fall asleep.

emoji_events [5]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:18 AM

definitely didn't see myself doing this into my upper 30's.

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Habits are a ##### to break.***

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:21 AM



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I just roll wifeof over and

[4]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:23 AM

tell her to let me get one out. She always obliges.

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I have a good wife, but she ain't THAT good.

[3]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:26 AM

But I'm also not nearly as handsome and ###### as you are... so there's that...

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I can't say E ROTC***

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:27 AM



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Re: I just roll wifeof over and

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:30 AM



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I do.

emoji_events [5]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:31 AM

Have you seen Greenr????

I like to think of myself as a straight man, but if he rolt over on me, I don't know that I could resist.


Is rolt a word?

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She knows if you don't feed the bear, there is going to be

emoji_events [8]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:31 AM

a grumpy bear the next morning.


Also, this is all a lie.

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Them feels.

emoji_events [10]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:42 AM

19She is well aware of the trauma she causes the rest of the family by not being willing to put in 4 minutes of effortless, motionless, unenthusiastic "laying there", and she's like "eh, I'll roll the dice".

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Re: She knows if you don't feed the bear, there is going to be

emoji_events [6]
Nov 15, 2021, 11:27 AM

Mrs. Fordt is pretty accommodating. She says "you can an rub against me wherever you want, just don't wake me up."

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You should try looking at clown pr0n0graphy.***

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:19 AM



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This might be a call for some midjit pr0n***

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:26 AM



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*somehow* my instagram algorithm got all screwed up

[3]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:28 AM

and there's some thirst-trap dancing midgets in there. I have no idea in the heck that happened.

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No, but I have procrasturbated many, many times.***

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:34 AM



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Re: And Red’s response to her assisting?

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:35 AM



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Got some from her last night

[4]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:52 AM

She was gone this morning, hence the shower sadness.

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You sound 40ish.***

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:51 AM



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Tough times create strong men.
Strong men create easy times.
Easy times create weak men.
Weak men create tough times.


In 8 years and 22 days***

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Nov 15, 2021, 10:56 AM



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Way too early.

[4]
Nov 15, 2021, 10:59 AM

Late 30's you'd get a pass.

Hey, at least you are massively desirable to women now. They have an 23rd sense for this stuff.

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Strong men create easy times.
Easy times create weak men.
Weak men create tough times.


Re: In 8 years and 22 days***

[4]
Nov 15, 2021, 11:33 AM

You just have to work through it. By the early thirties you should be about 10,000 jerks/humps in. Figure 1,000 a year, times a good 50 years, and 50,000 O's is well within reach. Think big picture.

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I'll be back to normal tomorrow, at the latest

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Nov 15, 2021, 11:47 AM

At lunch today the earliest. Dunno what it was that got me. I promise i'll do better.

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You must be the Wilt Chamberlain of jerkingoff***

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Nov 15, 2021, 1:03 PM



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You mean terrible at free throws?***

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Nov 15, 2021, 1:11 PM



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Re: You mean terrible at free throws?***

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Nov 15, 2021, 1:30 PM



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Jeez, I wish you'd told me sooner that you were 31.

[4]
Nov 15, 2021, 1:15 PM

Explains how you know everything already.

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Everything I know I learned from the boards

[1]
Nov 15, 2021, 3:01 PM

-Never buy a car
-Never buy a dog
-Never get married
-Never buy a house
-Never have a kid

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thats pretty good advice, really***

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Nov 15, 2021, 3:17 PM



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2 of the 5 are marginally wrong - the other 3 are a 1000%

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Nov 15, 2021, 5:21 PM

hard CORRECTOMUNDO

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had chills bad the other day shaking bad

[3]
Nov 15, 2021, 2:01 PM

had to pee
almost ended gloriously

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Nov 15, 2021, 2:05 PM



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Re: Y'all ever have a sad fap?

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Nov 15, 2021, 3:55 PM

Yeah, I'm afraid I've had a few halfway through where I'm like, "This ain't going that great, but I guess I gotta finish it out. W T F is wrong with you?"

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