Woke up this morning and decided I was going to work one out in the shower. Got into it, but about halfway through, I just lost the mojo. I finished the job, but when all of the yogurt had been squeezed out, I was more unimpressed than satisfied. I felt like I had wasted the seed and was more excited to finish my shower than I was sexually satisfied.
19She is well aware of the trauma she causes the rest of the family by not being willing to put in 4 minutes of effortless, motionless, unenthusiastic "laying there", and she's like "eh, I'll roll the dice".