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Hump Day Dad Joke
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Jan 15, 2025, 6:13 AM
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Why was the broom late to class?
It Over-swept...
Ugh...that was bad. 
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Jan 15, 2025, 6:24 AM
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I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high.
She seemed surprised.
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Why was mom disapointed with the green alien she recieved for Christmas?
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Jan 15, 2025, 6:50 AM
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She could not drive the Toy Yoda.
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Jan 15, 2025, 8:17 AM
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I must admit I didn't laugh, but I did smile!
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Jan 15, 2025, 8:51 AM
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fintiger® , I groaned. Apparently rcdalton® was even more disgusted. Still, I promised tugalooriver® I'd poast them daily, in the true spirit of T-Netdom. Fortunately, many others have covered by sharing MUCH better jokes today. I'll get over the hump...hopefully! 
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Why does a duck have feathers?
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Jan 15, 2025, 8:20 AM
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To cover his butt quack.
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Jan 15, 2025, 8:21 AM
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Did you hear about the guy who couldn't spell? He spent the night in a warehouse.
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Jan 15, 2025, 8:29 AM
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A boy was walking down the road with a dead bird. A man stopped and asked, "Son, what ya got there?" The boy replied, " A Chicken Hawk." The man asked, "What ya gonna do with it?" The boy replied, "Gonna make gumbo." Again, the man asked, "Does a Hawk make good gumbo?" "About like owl", the boy answered.
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Did y'all know the Swedish Navy paints barcodes on their ships?
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Jan 15, 2025, 8:44 AM
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It's so they can Scandinavian
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Re: Did y'all know the Swedish Navy paints barcodes on their ships?
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Jan 15, 2025, 8:47 AM
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Thanks for the hump day jokes. Since I have no car I needed a lift.
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Know why seagulls fly over the sea?
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Jan 15, 2025, 12:04 PM
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If they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
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Why did the deli stop serving bagels?
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Jan 15, 2025, 2:14 PM
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They had lox on them.
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My favorite is a 3 parter
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Jan 15, 2025, 2:27 PM
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Why don’t you see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they’re good at it.
Why did the elephant paint his bawls red?
So he could hide in cherry trees.
What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?
Giraffes eating cherries.
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