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Let's laugh...'Hump Day Dad Joke'
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Let's laugh...'Hump Day Dad Joke'

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Feb 19, 2025, 8:05 AM
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A doctor posted a sign offering $20 for a cure and would pay a $100 if unsuccessful.

A wily lawyer paid a visit, telling the doc he couldn't taste anything. Doc asked the nurse to fetch medicine from drawer 33...she did, doc gave him a spoonful...the lawyer gagged and spit it out! "It's gasoline!" Doc says, "Yes...$20, please"

Lawyer makes another appointment, shows up complaining of memory loss. Doc asks the nurse to fetch the medicine from drawer 33. Lawyer says "No freaking way! That's the gasoline you gave me last visit!" Doc says, "You're correct..$20 please!"

The now less than wily lawyer decides on one more try, showing up, he tells the doc, "I'm blind!" (Probably that gasoline...but I digress!). The doc says, "I can't cure that", and hands the lawyer a $5 bill. The lawyer is livid and yells, "That's not a $100, it's a $5 bill!" The doc replies, "Oh...you're right...$20, please"

You notice, the doctor always said please! ;)

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Feb 19, 2025, 8:28 AM
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I love seeing the tables turned and lawyers get screwed for a change.

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lol***

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Feb 19, 2025, 8:31 AM
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Feb 19, 2025, 9:19 AM
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the tug abides


Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

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Feb 19, 2025, 10:20 AM
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Because if it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!!

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A weasel walks into a bar and takes a seat

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Feb 19, 2025, 11:11 AM
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The bartender says “Wow! I’ve never served a weasel before. What can I get you to drink?”

“Pop” goes the weasel.

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Feb 19, 2025, 2:03 PM
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For your early elementary children / grand children:

Why do cows moo?

Because their horns don't work.




Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the moovies.

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