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Get your Saturday 'Dad Jokes' in early...the thread will disappear
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May 10, 2025, 6:58 AM
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When the 'stream of consciousness' poasting during games begins! ;)

A ship carrying red paint has collided with one carrying blue paint.
Both crews are said to be marooned! (Spectrum giggles, I guess)

Shoe salesmen snickers...
What kind of shoe does a lazy person wear? Loafers

What are a Ninjas favorite shoe? Sneakers

Closing with a PSA! ;)
Whiskey is a spirit...
Spirits are ghosts...
Fear not, I'm no alcoholic...
I'm a Ghostbuster! :)

Have a sensational Saturday, Tiger Nation! Clemson teams...get the W!

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May 10, 2025, 7:02 AM
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What kind of shoes do lazy people wear?


Loafers

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May 10, 2025, 7:47 AM
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Blond Mating Call: Oh, I'm so drunk [giggle].




What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.





A blonde, brunette, and a redhead all agree that they are going to have a swimming contest and see who is the fastest swimmer across a lake. They all agree that they are going to use breaststroke to race. The redhead comes in first with an hour and a half. The brunette comes in second with two hours. The blonde comes in last with 4 hours. The blonde walks up to the judges stand and says I hate to be a sore loser but I think the other two girls where using their arms!

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

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May 10, 2025, 8:13 AM
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She kept throwing away all the W's.

What do you call a dead blonde in the closet? Last year's hide-and-seek winner.

Why can't blondes dial 911? They can't find the eleven.

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Just hanging around the bus station picking my nose.


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May 10, 2025, 8:38 AM
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To ride a horse or to not ride a horse.

That is equestrian!

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May 10, 2025, 10:13 AM
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I debated a flat-earther once. He stormed off saying he'd walk to theb edge of the earth to 12K
prove me wrong.....

I'm sure he'll come around eventually.

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May 10, 2025, 10:34 AM
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'Stream of consciousness poasting" <<< That's funny!

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May 10, 2025, 12:03 PM
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Why was the mama robin sad when her chick moved out?
She had empty nest syndrome.

What do you call badgers who keep making lists for their mates?
Honey-do badgers.

Why did Mother Nature make only one Yogi Bear?
Because when she tried to make a second one she made a Boo-Boo.
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