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Ring of Honor [22215]
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Tuesday 'Dad Joke'...with prologue
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Feb 4, 2025, 6:18 AM
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Let's be real here...I may start the thread, but honestly I'm just the opening act for
Jedi Kermit® ! His force is strong!
Thus...
What is the tallest building in the world?
The Library...it has the most stories. (Ta dum...)
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TigerNet Elite [72318]
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Joke'...with prologue
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Feb 4, 2025, 7:50 AM
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Five things you might say about your computer, but not your girlfriend.
1-Oh, it's gone down again.
2-Wow! It's got a lot of ram!
3-Boing, well that was easier to get into than I thought.
4-Next year I'm getting rid of it and getting the new model.
5-Come on let go of my floppy!
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Ultimate Tiger [33649]
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Joke'...with prologue
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Feb 4, 2025, 8:05 AM
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What do you call a polar bear that is all alone?
Ice-olated!
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Paw Warrior [4618]
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What song do eggs fear most?
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Feb 4, 2025, 8:29 AM
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Michael Jackson's Beat It
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Ultimate Tiger [33894]
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I tried to catch some fog, but I mist
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Feb 4, 2025, 8:44 AM
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I saw a movie about a beaver last night. It was the best ### movie I have ever seen.
The shrimp fisherman wanted to go for a run on the beach, but he pulled a mussell.
She wanted to marry the gardener, but he was too rough around the hedges.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [101125]
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lol***
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Feb 4, 2025, 8:46 AM
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Paw Master [17505]
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What did the Pirate say when he turned 80?
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Feb 4, 2025, 9:29 AM
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"Aye Matey"!!
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Paw Master [17862]
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?
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Feb 4, 2025, 9:31 AM
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A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
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That was one of my old man's go to jokes...thanks for the chuckle***
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Feb 4, 2025, 10:14 AM
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Hall of Famer [8174]
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This thread restores my faith in humanity.
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Feb 4, 2025, 4:28 PM
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How do you throw a party in space? You Planet!
Why don't eggs tell any jokes? Because they might crack up!
Why don't skeletons fight in battle? Because they don't have any guts!
And finally...what did the baby corn say to mama corn? Where's Popcorn?
LOL and enjoy!
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Orange Beast [6315]
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Re: This thread restores my faith in humanity.
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Feb 4, 2025, 5:55 PM
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Yesterday I bought a world map, gave my wife a dart, and said "throw this and wherever it lands I'll take you there."
We're spending 3 weeks behind the couch.
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Ring of Honor [22215]
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Re: This thread restores my faith in humanity.
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Feb 4, 2025, 8:13 PM
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Some good ones today! 
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Game Changer [1657]
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Joke'...with prologue
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Feb 4, 2025, 8:14 PM
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Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation toward the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
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