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If I pay 8 dollars for a salad and the lettuce is wilted
Oct 5, 2017, 12:53 PM
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Do I,
1) Eat it anyway
2) Throw it away
3) Light on fire and throw it across the counter while shouting racial slurs and then proceed to shid in the floor and throw the restaurant manager down to the ground and rub his face in it and then kidnap the prep guy's dog and keep him for the rest of my life and send him pictures of his dog on Instagram?
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$8 for a salad?
Oct 5, 2017, 12:55 PM
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Are you the kind of ###### that drools and rubs #### in his hair and all that, 'cause I'm gonna have a hard time eatin' 'round that kind of thing now. Just like I am with antique furniture and midgets. You know that, I can't so much as drink a #### glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture.
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TigerNet Immortal [171457]
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So what you're saying is no
Oct 5, 2017, 1:44 PM
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tailgating with Shawtie?
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Clemson Sports Icon [52953]
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Sharty ain't gonna like this***
Oct 5, 2017, 1:54 PM
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Heisman Winner [87438]
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Instead of the salad, you should have eaten
Oct 5, 2017, 12:55 PM
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a ####
Srsly though a salad? wtph?
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Heisman Winner [81180]
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4) Turn in man card for ordering a salad as a full meal***
Oct 5, 2017, 12:55 PM
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SORRY, NEEDED SOMETHING LIGHT AFTER
Oct 5, 2017, 12:57 PM
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THE 12 OZ NEW YORK STRIP, THE 6 FRIED EGGS AND THE 1/2 POUND OF BACON I HAD AS MY REGULAR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [103977]
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Was the bacon 1/2 pound before or after cooking?***
Oct 5, 2017, 1:00 PM
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WHAT KINDA
Oct 5, 2017, 1:02 PM
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QUEEER COOKS BACON?
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Heisman Winner [81803]
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First, go back and get a new one or something else.
Oct 5, 2017, 12:55 PM
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Don't carry on about money back if you still end up with food. Then do #3.
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TigerNet Champion [118560]
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4) wack off onto the lettuce and complain that the ranch
Oct 5, 2017, 12:55 PM
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looks to thick (or thin, depending on your individual diet)
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1st Rounder [603]
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Re: If I pay 8 dollars for a salad and the lettuce is wilted
Oct 5, 2017, 12:57 PM
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Maybe your boyfriend will let you share his meal if you promise to S his D later on.
... a salad??? Man, I thought I knew you.
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Clemson Sports Icon [58224]
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KYS for eating a salad
Oct 5, 2017, 12:58 PM
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feggit
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Kale YourSelf?***
Oct 5, 2017, 1:15 PM
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A salad's got nuttin' on mutton.***
Oct 5, 2017, 12:59 PM
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1st Rounder [603]
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Was that a Seinfeld reference or
Oct 5, 2017, 1:18 PM
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a joke about ##### with sheep?
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I GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO THE HATERS AND THAT'S
Oct 5, 2017, 1:01 PM
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THAT EATING GOOD MAKES IT LESS TIRING TO MAKE ##### ON YORU WIFE!!!
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1st Rounder [603]
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Re: I GOT ONE THING TO SAY TO THE HATERS AND THAT'S
Oct 5, 2017, 1:22 PM
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What'd you say about my wife???
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depends on what flavor la croix you ordered***
Oct 5, 2017, 1:18 PM
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note to self: SillyTiger is female
Oct 5, 2017, 1:30 PM
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or at least identifies as one.
Do not say anything offensive or demeaning towards her in the future.
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TigerNet Immortal [171457]
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For $7.95 I just had
Oct 5, 2017, 1:48 PM
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Smoked pulled chicken, fried okra, slaw, nanner puddin, and a fountain drank.
But I'm old and fat so wife seching is not an issue. It will put me in the mood for a killer nap in about an hour though.
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Re: If I pay 8 dollars for a salad and the lettuce is wilted
Oct 5, 2017, 3:09 PM
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