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Re: Short week celebration, 'Dad Joke' style
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Jun 30, 2025, 9:15 AM
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Apologies in advance…
. What does every Tickle-Me-Elmo get before it leaves the factory?
Two Test Tickles.
Mickey Mouse goes to his lawyer to divorce Minnie Mouse. The lawyer says, "You can't divorce Minnie Mouse just because you say she's crazy!" Mickey says, "I didn't say she was crazy. I said she was f’ing Goofy!"
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Re: Short week celebration, 'Dad Joke' style
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Jun 30, 2025, 9:16 AM
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1st joke must be that “new” math….😁?????
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Clemson Icon [24851]
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Yes...
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Jun 30, 2025, 9:53 AM
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Thought about changing, but sanctimonious and dad jokes don't pair well...or maybe they do! Hey, you passed the 'I'm paying attention' test. That's not a T-Net strength, by and large! 
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Re: Yes...
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Jun 30, 2025, 2:19 PM
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Too funny but Thanks….!!!!!!
I’m as sharp as a “ball peen” hammer….😂
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Every time Caitlyn Jenner uses his/her credit card, its a trans action.
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Jun 30, 2025, 9:17 AM
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If you are visually impaired and lose your glasses, you can use ketchup in a pinch, because Heinz-sight is 20/20. That will help while you Hunts for your glasses.
Two guys were on a boat with three cigarettes and nothing to light them with, so they threw one overboard. Now the boat is a cigarette lighter.
I went to Sundae School, but I still can’t make a banana split.
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You're not alone, but
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Jun 30, 2025, 10:02 AM
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You are proof-positive that warped minds are actually healthy minds! Stuck in a rut...not this crowd!
That Jenner...sheesh!
Probably no one makes me groan more than your jokes...and that's a high honor in the 'dad joke' realm! That said, I groan a lot!  Thanks, BigAl31®!
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Re: Short week celebration, 'Dad Joke' style
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Jun 30, 2025, 9:18 AM
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Someone on Facebook asked what they should name a horse with a parent named Red Wine.
I said Caberneigh and I keep cracking up when I think about it.
I am my target audience!
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Re: Short week celebration, 'Dad Joke' style
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Jun 30, 2025, 9:20 AM
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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the man, "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The man replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"
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Re: Short week celebration, 'Dad Joke' style
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Jun 30, 2025, 9:29 AM
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lol***
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Jun 30, 2025, 11:19 AM
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What did the Tree say when he could not get on the internet?
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Jun 30, 2025, 12:32 PM
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He said he was having trouble Logging in! 😄
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Re: What did the Tree say when he could not get on the internet?
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Jun 30, 2025, 1:46 PM
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I did not mean to push all your buttons! I only meant to hit the mute button!
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Another nursery rhyme
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Jun 30, 2025, 2:10 PM
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Little Miss Muffet, sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds & whey
Along came a spider, and sat down beside her
And she stomped his guts out
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Re: Another nursery rhyme
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Jun 30, 2025, 4:15 PM
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Keeping coming ladies and gents….im spending a week at the beach this week and am killing them with re-telling these jokes….😂😁😂!!!!!
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How did the pirate become a boxing champion?
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Because nobody could handle his right hook!
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