When Christmas Backs You In A Corner....Spread Holiday Cheer ---
Dec 24, 2017, 9:20 PM
Had to finish up the Christmas shopping with my older brother left to buy for. My brother...that poor soul started off a Georgia Bulldog fan back in the 80's. Then about 15 years ago got flipped to become a Chickenlina fan.
I saw a big Yeti cup with that infamous disgusting chicken inside that block C that stands for chicken on the cup. I went ahead and decided to buy it for him after taking 3 deep breaths and letting out a growl. After all he did suck it up and bought me a Clemson cooler for my birthday.
As I got to the counter to pay for this hideous object ...the checkout girl turned around to check me out but just suddenly just busted out laughing until she was red in the face. She was laughing at the way I was holding the Chickenlina Yeti cup. I was holding it like it was toxic with this sick look on my face.....plus the one rubber glove I was wearing along with the added paper towel I had in the same gloved hand was what brought it home for her.
She then says to me after she stops laughing...."" You must be a Clemson fan "" .......Then I straightened my posture up...lifted my head up high...bowed my back and stuck out my chest and said "" Yes....yes I am. ""
I hope that he waved his handy man bottle torch over his hands a few times, bc soap and water won't remove that shiot until it has been killed by fire!!!