Q - What's the hardest part about getting a U5C cheerleader into your bedroom? A - Finding enough people to push her through the door frame.
Q - The Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, an ugly u5c coed and a hot u5c coed all see a $100 dollar bill laying on the ground. Who actually gets it? A - The ugly u5c coed. The others are figments of your imagination.
Q - What is the difference between a u5c cheerleader and a catfish? A - One has whiskers and smells; the other is a fish.
Q - Hear about the u5c fan who lost $50 on the football game? A - He lost $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay.