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All-In [34486]
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You ever blow the bathroom up so hard
Nov 11, 2022, 8:57 AM
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that you went from feeling bloated to having a flat six pack?
This just happened the second week in a row. Something about Friday, man.
Rendering the men's room unusable for the better part of an hour is a powerful feeling, especially when I walk out and the waft of my stankage hits the receptionist in the face as she walks by and she comments later on how bad it stinks downstairs.
Dumping carne asada in the terlit is all that I have to offer the lunge at this time. I love and miss you guys.
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All-In [31463]
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Re: You ever blow the bathroom up so hard
Nov 11, 2022, 9:13 AM
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Few better feelings in the world. Making a stank that wafts down the hall is an added plus
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Hall of Famer [20571]
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I'm glad you asked.
Nov 11, 2022, 9:14 AM
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Yes. This morning.
Taco Bell usually doesn't do this to me. However, the 2 burritos I ate yesterday, are definitely gone.
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CU Medallion [55747]
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Threadjack - do you take any days off from your workouts?
Nov 11, 2022, 9:16 AM
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APM is over 50, so maybe it is an age thing, but since I started going harder on the weights at your suggestion (a good one), I have noticed I have to take a day or two off. I usually just listen to my body and the day off is usually Thursday or Friday. This week it will be today, since I went hard last night.
Any pro tips on rest days?
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All-In [34486]
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5 days a week, no cardio
Nov 11, 2022, 10:11 AM
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during a bulk. Eat 3500 burn 3000.
3-4 days a week during a cut. Some walking and HIIT. Eat 2500-2700 burn 3000.
I'm at a plateau right now. Calories and workout intensity have been down and I've stalled. Started back yesterday evening getting back on it.
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Orange Blooded [2883]
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Burns 5000 Calories...
Nov 11, 2022, 8:46 PM
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taking a massive waft dump that: scares off children, blinds administrative staff, makes executives puke in their waste baskets - as it should.
A good #### is a great thing of waste.
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Heisman Winner [137908]
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More like carne ASSada, amirite?***
Nov 11, 2022, 9:18 AM
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Dood.....?????
Nov 11, 2022, 9:54 AM
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All-In [34486]
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shid on banthroom floor wood be better***
Nov 11, 2022, 11:06 AM
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Orange Blooded [2693]
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a weekly sloughing of the gastro-intestines
Nov 11, 2022, 10:01 AM
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that would definitely put a little bounce in your step, congrats
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Orange Blooded [2818]
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Re: You ever blow the bathroom up so hard
Nov 11, 2022, 3:52 PM
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The only thing finer is when someone timely swings the door open as your loudly spraying feece, so that the receptionist you eventually waft your odor by also hears what goes down in the mens room.
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All-TigerNet [12592]
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Re: You ever blow the bathroom up so hard
Nov 11, 2022, 4:04 PM
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Strong work, but I had a patient once who simply urinated and managed to send the upstairs billing staff outside heaving.
Had a lady in the lobby puke.
I can only imagine what would have happened had he laid a deuce also.
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Oculus Spirit [79201]
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Man urinating in the bathroom - lady puking in the lobby????
Nov 11, 2022, 4:08 PM
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110%er [6031]
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Well I have
Nov 11, 2022, 6:38 PM
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IBS, and I cant stay away from fried foods and caffeine. so it has become a running joke at work that no one goes into the bathroom within 30 minutes of me going in there. works out on my favor though, I don't have to worry about those weirdos who will come and poop in the next stall over. even though there are 2 more they can choose from!!!!
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Orange Blooded [2883]
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Turd burglars...
Nov 11, 2022, 8:48 PM
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Not a fan of those dudes.
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