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Tuesday 'Dad Joke': Old Age Conundrum...
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Such lousy timing! Just as I was beginning to know most everything, I'm starting to forget all I knew!
Mom and dad took their 6 year-old to the beach. Walking along the beach, the boy noticed some ladies had bigger fronts than his mom...and asked her why.
She answered, "The bigger they are, the dumber the person is." That answer pleased the young 'un...and he runs off to play in the ocean.
He returns and says, "Many men have larger 'units' than dad has." Mom replied as before, "The bigger, the dumber." Once again satisfied with the answer, he rushes back to play in the water.
Shortly he returned and promptly told his mom, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the more he talks, the dumber he gets!" 
I embrace spontaneity: I don't like making plans for the day, because then the word 'premeditated' gets thrown around the courtroom.
Today's PSA:
When it rains cats and dogs, be careful not to step in a poodle.  (You're welcome)
Have a spicy Tuesday, Tiger Nation!
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lol***
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Jun 17, 2025, 7:24 AM
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So ... these were posted on Facebook on Sunday.
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Jun 17, 2025, 7:29 AM
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From Omaha, Nebraska ... (Hope this works)
https://www.facebook.com/share/v/16WPQ2MvNE/
(Just "X" out of the window asking you to login or sign up. And unmute it.)
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Joke': Old Age Conundrum...
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Jun 17, 2025, 7:29 AM
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People always ask me where I get all of my Dad jokes…
I tell them I get them from the Dada-base!!
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Joke': Old Age Conundrum...
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Jun 17, 2025, 7:30 AM
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Police go to investigate a report of a strange man hanging around the schoolhouse entry. Cops pull up and start questioning him. Cop: Where are you from; Man: Kentucky. Cop: Do you have an I.D.;
Man: Bout whut?
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Joke': Old Age Conundrum...
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Jun 17, 2025, 7:38 AM
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How do you lose 10 pounds eating a piece of cake? Buy it in Central London! :0)
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Joke': Old Age Conundrum...
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Jun 17, 2025, 7:49 AM
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At school, Little Johnny's classmate tells him that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, so it's very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. Johnny's mother greets him at home, and he tells her, "I know the whole truth." His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father." Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth." The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother." Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth." The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
What is the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend, and a wife?
The hooker says " faster faster"
The girlfriend says " slower slower"
The wife says " beige...........I think I'll paint the ceiling beige"
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I went to a costume party the other night dressed as a chicken
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Jun 17, 2025, 7:52 AM
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Later I met a woman dressed as an egg and we hit it off immediately. Later that night an age-old riddle was solved. It was the chicken.
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Re: I went to a costume party the other night dressed as a chicken
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Jun 17, 2025, 8:48 AM
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😂😂😂
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Joke': Old Age Conundrum...
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My wife starting yelling and hollering at me the other day. Saying I never listen to her. It was such a weird way to start a conversation.
Did anybody hear the joke about the pop-fly? Don’t worry about it, it was over yalls head.
I use to hate facial hair, then it grew on me.
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Re: Tuesday 'Dad Joke': Old Age Conundrum...
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I had to fire the guy I hired to mow my lawn.
He just wasn’t cutting it.
I went to an archaeology party recently where they were only looking for remains of a lower leg.
It was quite the shindig.
And one final word of advice:
Marry a short gal and keep your guns on the top shelf.
She still might get ya, but you'll hear her dragging the chair across the floor.
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A little boy asks his dad,
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Jun 17, 2025, 11:02 AM
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"why do men get circumcised?"
the dad responded, "because women will grab anything that's 20% off."
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What did Tennessee?...
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Jun 17, 2025, 11:58 AM
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The same thing as Arkansas...
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What did Delaware?
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Jun 17, 2025, 12:14 PM
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A New Jersey.
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Re: What did Delaware?
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Jun 17, 2025, 12:22 PM
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Perry Como made a living off of those niche songs.
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Did Delaware a New Jersey?
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Jun 17, 2025, 1:25 PM
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Idaho...Alaska. (For the record...I'm groaning...)
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