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Things that sound like a dad joke, but are not -
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Things that sound like a dad joke, but are not -

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Jul 12, 2025, 9:05 AM
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I will start:

When traveling south on I-95 between DC and RVA, you will cross four rivers.

The Matta River
The Po River
The Ni River

Then they all combine to become the Mattaponi river.

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Jul 12, 2025, 9:25 AM
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I must be missing something here?????

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Jul 12, 2025, 9:28 AM
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Yes, we’re missing a river.

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Jul 12, 2025, 9:32 AM
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My bad, we’re not missing a river.

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Jul 12, 2025, 9:33 AM [ in reply to Re: Things that sound like a dad joke, but are not - ]
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Was this for geography sake or am i missing out on the “joke” part…???
Just saying…….😊

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A punchline ****


Jul 13, 2025, 8:37 AM [ in reply to Re: Things that sound like a dad joke, but are not - ]
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Jul 12, 2025, 9:53 AM
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It's a "No" for me...

PS...Are you The Electric Pearl Milling Co now? Asking for a friend.


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Jul 12, 2025, 12:03 PM
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While this is substandard, IT IS OWN THE WRONG BOARD.

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And on too***


Jul 12, 2025, 12:04 PM
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TU for effort.

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Jul 12, 2025, 12:05 PM
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Good thing there’s not a TD for content 🙂 j/k

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I like it. And, in another off the wall oddity...

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Jul 12, 2025, 2:32 PM
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.... there is an old Southern saying, "If the Lord's willing and the creek don't rise."

AS in, "I'll be at church next Sunday, if the Lord's willing and the creek don't rise."

That saying has nothing to do with a small river overflowing its bank and making the road to the church impassible.

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What about

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Jul 13, 2025, 7:37 AM
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The Pa
The Mun
and The Key

Pamunkey

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Jul 13, 2025, 7:44 AM
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Speaking of Va rivers, which way does the NotAway river flow.

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There is a New River in at least a dozen states


Jul 13, 2025, 8:37 AM
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including one in South Carolina and two in North Carolina. Ironically, the New River in western North Carolina is one of the oldest rivers in the world. And it is also one of the few rivers that flow north as it does through Virginia into West Virginia.

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Jul 13, 2025, 9:31 AM
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There is a location on US 76 between Clemson and Anderson, right below the Smokin' Pig, that has it's own claim to fame.

Urban legend says it is the only location in the world where the four main types of transportation can all intersect at the same moment in time.  Airplane, boat, car and train.

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Five types if you include the Space Station.


Jul 13, 2025, 5:03 PM
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Would the ISS be a mode of transportation?

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Jul 13, 2025, 5:48 PM
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What did the bumble bee do when he got warm?

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Jul 13, 2025, 5:48 PM
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Took off his yellow jacket.... hahahahahahahahaha
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/a64673844/bad-jokes/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=mgu_ga_ghk_md_pmx_hybd_mix_us_19597983321&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=19597985697&gbraid=0AAAAADA2MEotDg4qRsnhDVVNc2CXve1LG&gclid=Cj0KCQjwss3DBhC3ARIsALdgYxPKDQS6ySlC0vNFW6EzC55axh17B7yRARGhTOO2f7yvcC1BCwIY48EaApaZEALw_wcB


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