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Orange Blooded [2207]
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Time to abort
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Apr 14, 2025, 10:57 AM
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Well boys, it's been a nice week of cheek clapping but I'ma have to tap out.
Inexplicably, every time I'm with this girl she bites me. Hard. Not enough to break skin or draw blood, but just hard enough for me to be like ###.
The final straw was when she was performing a taste inspection on my weiner and proceeded to "pretend" like she was gonna bite the head of my dink off. When I asked ### she was doing she said "I was hoping you would smack me jerk me away and choke me out."
I can get down with some choking, but homegirl actually wants to be physically harmed and do the same to me. Needless to say it's been one of the best weeks of my life.
Signing off on red-head updates. I just wanted to let someone know in case I go missing. And of course, to brag about the insance amount of ##### I'm having.
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Orange Elite [5580]
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She sounds damaged
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:03 AM
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I bet I could fix her
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Heisman Winner [86710]
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no matter who says it or in what context, "I can fix her" cracks me
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:23 AM
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up every time.
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Orange Elite [5580]
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Re: no matter who says it or in what context, "I can fix her" cracks me
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Apr 14, 2025, 1:09 PM
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You, me, and dawghater believe in second chances. A healthy dose of Lexapro goes a long way.
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Tiger Titan [48325]
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YOOOOO SLOW IT DOWN NOW.
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:16 AM
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Just because she said that or wants that doesn't mean you stop ####### her. Just don't physically harm her.
Dafugg is wrong with you?
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Orange Blooded [2207]
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Listen, I hear ya, but I am fully convinced that
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:20 AM
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this chick would actually bite it off. That's the rub. I can do the roleplay.
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Heisman Winner [86710]
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Listen up, almost nobody gets to pick the way they go out of this world
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:22 AM
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but death by snu snu would probably be tops on my list if I could pick.
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Orange Blooded [2207]
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yea it's not bad. But real talk, this is 24/7
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:26 AM
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could you deal with this 24/7?
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Heisman Winner [86710]
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Just send her this jif
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:34 AM
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Orange Blooded [2207]
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And these are just the text. She has another thread going in Snap
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:35 AM
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and in Insta.
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All-Time Great [88593]
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Oh no, a girl likes me and texts me all the time? :P***
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:39 AM
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Heisman Winner [86710]
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What percentage of them are noods? Butt siriusly, you gotta ax yerself
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:40 AM
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is this my future wife? And if it's not, just keep digging out her slurge until you find the one that is or until she dumps you for ####### on her hair.
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Orange Blooded [2207]
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You gotta point but at a certain
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:53 AM
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Point of having your balls drained, your big 3 lifts start to suffe.
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Heisman Winner [79833]
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I am with you
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:54 AM
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all that texting can be quite annoying.
IB4 - you're gay, Mauldawg
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TigerNet Immortal [168701]
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If you are more worried about lifting
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:57 AM
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You might want to look at your priorities
But yeah, this chick is either going to pull an oral bobbit or put you in jail
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Orange Blooded [2207]
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I am definitely more worried about lifting
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Apr 14, 2025, 12:23 PM
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I got 5 years of prime lifting left under my belt, a solid 20 years for forking. You do the math.
Getting in the 1250 lb and 1500 lb clubs don't come without sacrifice
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All-Time Great [90454]
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I'm guessing you are talking about squats
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Apr 14, 2025, 1:15 PM
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and those numbers sound like a blown out back when your 50 to me.
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Paw Warrior [4744]
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I immediately just had a vision of one of my vertebrae ...
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Apr 14, 2025, 1:49 PM
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... shooting out of my spine and across the room, jeopardizing any nearby glass objects.
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All-Time Great [90454]
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I was talking to my neighbor yesterday
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Apr 14, 2025, 1:54 PM
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He used to own a gym, and has lifted weights all his life. He' 56, and dude has the physique of someone in their 30's. He said his back hurts every day from doing squats when he was in his 20's.
He was out limping around last week--he said he had sciatica. I was thinking he must have caught it when Greenr was spreading it around.
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Orange Blooded [2207]
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I would think the way to prevent a weak spine and posterier
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Apr 14, 2025, 2:33 PM
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chain would be to make it stronger, more flexible and more durable. Hence, lifting. Letting my joints and muscles atrophy away doesn't seem like it's gonna help me in the long run.
Yeah, intense powerlifting isn't exactly the best way to manage longevity and prevent injuries, but I enjoy it. If I get injured, I'll tone it down.
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All-Time Great [90454]
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I never said sitting on the couch was healthy
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Apr 14, 2025, 2:52 PM
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I'm just going by what my neighbor said. I haven't lifted weights since college, and my back hurts, so what do I know.
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Heisman Winner [86710]
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Heisman Winner [86710]
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TRUST ME***
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:58 AM
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TigerNet Immortal [168701]
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I make up sex all the time
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Apr 14, 2025, 12:01 PM
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Only kind I have lately
Oh, that’s not what you mean
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Re: Time to abort
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:26 AM
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Love bites above the waist - no problem. Love bites below the waist - hell naw.
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Oculus Spirit [41322]
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Well I'm guessing she's very pro-choice.***
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:32 AM
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Orange Blooded [2207]
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Yes, this is different than
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:39 AM
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The small town southern belle I normally go after. Reminds me of the Jersey and Nova girls from CofC
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Heisman Winner [79833]
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Bro
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Apr 14, 2025, 11:46 AM
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they charge you extra for that in Indonesia
or so I heard
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Clemson Icon [26331]
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So are you saying there are several more pigs and vids to share?
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Apr 14, 2025, 12:11 PM
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YeahBudddy
Butt for realz... I appreciate you for following the rules.
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Heisman Winner [86710]
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Re: Heres a new girl for you that looks to share the same interests
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Apr 14, 2025, 1:14 PM
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TigerNet Champion [117130]
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Going off my life experiences with women, I can CONFIDENTLY say that you
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Apr 14, 2025, 12:47 PM
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need to look elsewhere for advice. Greenr has nothing to say here.
They say don't stick your dick in crazy, but that does sound kinda fun for a while.
If you do participate, don't leave marks on her. Law & Order SVU and Movies have taught me that she will come back at you with charges and you cannot justify the marks you left on her.
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National Champion [7763]
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Yeah.
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Apr 14, 2025, 2:31 PM
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"She was asking for it" probably won't fly.
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Clemson Sports Icon [57604]
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Thats effed up. You should run
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Apr 14, 2025, 12:56 PM
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to your phone and send me her number
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Top TigerNet [32683]
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get out of there quick
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Apr 14, 2025, 1:46 PM
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had a squirter - while at the time was f’n awesome, she was bat #####.
would get all fired up and push when she was mad. text 30x a gd day. say buh bye and don’t look back
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [108100]
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She has daddy issues, or mommy issues, or just issues period. RUN.
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Apr 14, 2025, 1:50 PM
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Even if she has no issues, she wants you to think she has issues, which....IS A MAJOR ISSUE.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [108100]
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You should never go past 2 weeks with one of these types.
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Apr 14, 2025, 1:51 PM
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And that's stretching it. One week or less is safer.
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National Champion [7763]
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It's funny that you think he can just "end" it and that'll be all.***
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Apr 14, 2025, 2:34 PM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [108100]
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Well, it depends how many weeks he is into this mistake.
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Apr 14, 2025, 2:49 PM
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One or two, shouldn't be hard. 3+ it gets harder and harder. 1+ month, nearly impossible if she's bat crazy.
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Clemson Sports Icon [52169]
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Everybody in here is giving you terrible advice. Chick is the epitome of
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Apr 14, 2025, 2:13 PM
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The redhead from Wedding Crashers
Didn't he end up happy and in a secure relationship?
This is exactly the chick you spend a significant portion of your life with going through all kinds of nastiness.
JUST DON'T ####### MARRY HER
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Yobuddy-
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Apr 14, 2025, 3:56 PM
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Slide me her number. I'll help get her off ya hands.
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Ring of Honor [22118]
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Soooo....
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Apr 14, 2025, 5:04 PM
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Can we get a pic since you're dumping her?
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Paw Master [16326]
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I could judge much better with some pics.
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Apr 14, 2025, 6:29 PM
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Did I miss them?
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