Top 10 Gifts to the Trump Family A Grifters Wishlist

May 16, 2025, 8:01 PM

Here’s a look at some of the most jaw-dropping “gifts” the Trump family has received—or stands to receive—from billionaires, foreign governments, and corporations. If this is what “America First” looks like, the fine print must’ve said “after we cash in.”

1. Trump Meme Coin Grift
Nothing screams integrity like hopping on the crypto grift train. Trump’s image is now slapped on MAGA-themed meme coins, with Trump himself reportedly earning millions in crypto donations and licensing deals. The former “crypto is a scam” guy now profits from TrumpCoin and Trump-themed NFTs. Because why not monetize cult worship?

2. A $400 Million Jet from Qatar (That Might Cost $1B to Retrofit)
Trump is reportedly eying a Boeing 747-8 that Qatar Airways is retiring. Price tag? Around $400 million, but insiders say it’ll cost nearly $1 billion to retrofit as Air Force One 2.0 if he wins. Qatar seems eager to curry favor—again.

3. Shady Starlink Deals with Elon Musk
Musk and Trump have been cozying up lately. Rumors swirl of future deals around Starlink in exchange for policy favors or public endorsement. With Musk visiting Trump and reports of backchannel deals, don’t be surprised if a few contracts end up orbiting the griftosphere.

4. $2 Billion for Trump Towers in Saudi Arabia
Jared Kushner secured a $2B investment from the Saudi sovereign wealth fund after leaving office. Now Trump himself is reportedly tied to new developments in Jeddah and Riyadh, banking on his presidency to open doors—again.

5. Golf Course Deal in Doha, Qatar
Trump’s empire expanded into Doha with a luxury golf course deal worth tens of millions. Qatar, coincidentally, benefited immensely from Trump's foreign policy. Quid, meet quo.

6. A Dubai Mega-Resort with $2M Apartments
Trump is developing an 80-story tower in Dubai with apartments starting at $2 million. The project screams “pay to play” for international oligarchs who want more than a view—they want influence.

7. “The Executive Branch” – Trump’s New Private Club in DC
In true “dictator chic” fashion, Trump plans to open an exclusive members-only club in Washington, D.C. called “The Executive Branch.” Think Mar-a-Lago for lobbyists and billionaires hoping for a return on investment if Trump wins again.

8. $40 Million for Melania’s Amazon Documentary
Rumors are swirling that Amazon Studios is throwing $40 million at a Melania Trump docuseries—because what America really needed was a peek behind the diamond curtain.

9. Free Golf on the Taxpayer Dime
During his first term, Trump visited his own golf courses over 400 times, billing taxpayers for more than $150 million. In his current campaign phase, he's spent 25 of his first 100 days golfing—costing roughly $30 million so far. The only thing he swings harder than a club is a billing invoice.

10. $100 Million Kickback from Elon After South Lawn Tesla Promo
After Trump allowed Tesla vehicles to be paraded on the South Lawn like state-sponsored advertising, Elon reportedly pledged $100 million in campaign help—indirectly, of course. “Green energy” sure smells like greenbacks now.

This isn't a list of gifts—it's a corrupt wish list being checked off in real time. If Hunter Biden sold paintings and got screamed at on Fox for two years, what does this make Trump? Apparently, the best “salesman-in-chief” foreign investors ever bought.

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