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CU Medallion [54758]
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So, I managed to get a higher-up to flip me off on the drive
Sep 14, 2017, 5:05 PM
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into work this morning before each of us realizing who each other were....
For the record, he was driving like a dick and I called him out on it, and he didn't like that, so he offered up a very aggressive bird.
He was in front of me, so I gunned it around him, and right before I came up even with him I realized who he was. I'm guessing he must've seen me in his rearview immediately after the one finger salute, 'cuz he was eye straight ahead - no hint of looking out the window at me, very purposeful, and then he stayed back 100+ ft....
but of course, we were going to the same place, so he couldn't keep his distance for long and was right behind me (lulz) for the next 2 miles or so.
He ended up catching a light right before the office, so I'd parked and was prob halfway in by the time he pulled into the lot.
Aaaand, we're working on the same project. There's been no acknowledgement of this morning's events by either party.
What do? Leave early and burn his house down?*
*this is a joke, not burning houses - he's actually a pretty cool guy and I'm more amused at it than pizzed....and also surprised I've never gotten caught flippin off someone I know.
TLDR - Eat a ####.
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All-TigerNet [12098]
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sounds like a good excuse to have a laugh and a beer
Sep 14, 2017, 5:59 PM
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together after work tomorrow
(Don't put out though, workplace affairs just never work out)
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Legend [17459]
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Don't get your meat where you get your bread.***
Sep 14, 2017, 9:07 PM
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Legend [17753]
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Send him dik pics.***
Sep 14, 2017, 6:02 PM
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All-In [47893]
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The answer, obviously
Sep 14, 2017, 7:15 PM
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is to ### his wife
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110%er [5323]
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This. The only way to truly get even with him
Sep 15, 2017, 8:19 AM
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is to shoot a warm load on his old lady's face
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Legend [16733]
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Re: So, I managed to get a higher-up to flip me off on the drive
Sep 14, 2017, 8:15 PM
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have an affair with his wife, hit him where it hurts
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All-In [29076]
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I think this sounds like a lot of pent up sexual frustration
Sep 15, 2017, 8:16 AM
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if you two would just bang it out in the supplies closet everything would be better.
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Heisman Winner [135636]
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Sometimes, even a 'pretty cool guy'
Sep 15, 2017, 8:25 AM
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needs a punch in the throat to get them back on track. He'll appreciate the positive reinforcement, and it will add to your amusement. It's really a WIN-WIN for everyone.
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