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I got engaged yesterday.
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I got engaged yesterday.


Jul 30, 2019, 10:46 AM

I know I know... marriage LOL... but this women has stuck by me through all this, she loves my kids and is such a sweetheart. She is a keeper and I figured it was time to seal the deal. No more strange sexual encounters posts for me... well I do have tons more from the past I can always post.

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That's the end of her #### sucking days then***


Jul 30, 2019, 10:48 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


Re: That's the end of her #### sucking days then***


Jul 30, 2019, 10:55 AM

Actually she is the best and pretty much will suck my D or give me sex anytime I want. She basically says when I’m drunk and she going to sleep “just wake me up w the D if u want sex”

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Yeah I'm gonna need her to have a talk to my wife***


Jul 30, 2019, 11:02 AM



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I like your funny words magic man


1 or 2 chats with JohnFBelle (see what I did there?)


Jul 24, 2022, 12:41 PM

and she'll be hooked.
































see what I did there???

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And we're all certain that this behavior will continue for


Jul 30, 2019, 11:08 AM [ in reply to Re: That's the end of her #### sucking days then*** ]

eternity once married, because that's how these things work.

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Re: And we're all certain that this behavior will continue for


Jul 30, 2019, 11:10 AM

Lol. True. I’m sure she was just working so hard for that ring. Now it’s all downhill from here.

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Re: And we're all certain that this behavior will continue for


Jul 30, 2019, 11:16 AM



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Lol. She doesn't have that ring or marriage license just


Jul 30, 2019, 11:19 AM [ in reply to Re: That's the end of her #### sucking days then*** ]

yet. 6 months AFTER your marriage license is filed in the courthouse get back to us on this particular subject. And I'm being generous with 6 months. You'll probably see the change in 6 weeks tops.

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Marriage ought to be a renewable contract


Jul 30, 2019, 11:22 AM

every year you decide if you want to continue to be married, and if not, the contract just ceases to be valid.

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Lol. 2 months tops and mine would be invalid.


Jul 30, 2019, 11:27 AM

Of course wife changed the vows. Makes sense now. Lol.

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Story time?***


Jul 30, 2019, 11:30 AM



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Nope.***


Jul 30, 2019, 11:30 AM



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I just passed 2 years and still doing fine***


Jul 30, 2019, 12:10 PM [ in reply to Lol. She doesn't have that ring or marriage license just ]



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It's obvious to me that all you dudes that ain't getting


Jul 30, 2019, 12:26 PM [ in reply to Lol. She doesn't have that ring or marriage license just ]

blowies anymore should have married a redhead.

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MauldinT, where are you???


Why buy the red when we already get the head for free?***


Jul 30, 2019, 1:38 PM



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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


I'll go with that logic***


Jul 30, 2019, 2:00 PM [ in reply to It's obvious to me that all you dudes that ain't getting ]



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Wait, you are doing this married thing again?


Jul 30, 2019, 10:50 AM

Aint no good reason for that.

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Big congrats!! You and your kids deserve a good person in


Jul 30, 2019, 10:52 AM

your lives - I wish you guys the best.

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When/where is the bachelor party?***


Jul 30, 2019, 10:57 AM



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Sadly, I don’t have many friends to come...


Jul 30, 2019, 10:59 AM

Except you bunch of crazy MFers. Maybe we can do it a Celtics messican place?

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OR...hear me out:


Jul 30, 2019, 11:18 AM

Lakebum LOVES having people on his boat, especially kids, so I think he'd welcome 17 of us on his big, spacious deck. It's a great deck.

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Re: OR...hear me out:***


Jul 30, 2019, 12:13 PM





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^^^Jounge Partaaaay^^^^***


Jul 30, 2019, 11:20 AM [ in reply to Sadly, I don’t have many friends to come... ]



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Kangrats on getting engaged


Jul 30, 2019, 11:05 AM

for a reason other than an unwanted pregnancy.

;)

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Wait..you were married once, got out of Shawshank, and now


Jul 30, 2019, 11:13 AM

you're going back?



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Re: Wait..you were married once, got out of Shawshank, and now


Jul 30, 2019, 1:07 PM



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is this her?


Jul 30, 2019, 11:15 AM
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sorry in advance if it is because it is a dooshbag move on my part

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


That is her you D bag.


Jul 30, 2019, 12:00 PM

I get to hit it whenever I want....

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You weren't doing that before the engagement?***


Jul 30, 2019, 1:42 PM



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Famous last words of every bachelor.***


Jul 30, 2019, 3:27 PM [ in reply to That is her you D bag. ]



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Ts & Ps for you. We’ll be rooting for you to make it through this.


Jul 30, 2019, 11:17 AM

Really though, just congrats. Happy for ya.

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CONGRATULATIONS


Jul 30, 2019, 11:31 AM

I, FOR ONE, CELEBRATE YOUR UPCOMING NUPTIALS.

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If you wore an undershirt, like a civilized man,


Jul 30, 2019, 1:40 PM

you wouldn't have to worry about your nuptials showing.

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S??? ????? ???? ??? ??????? ?????? ???? ??? ??????,
S??? ????? ?? ?? ???????? ???? ? ??????? ??? ????? ?????..


ah, marriage is such a fine institution, if you like


Jul 30, 2019, 11:49 AM

institutions.

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Congrats and best wishes. *****


Jul 30, 2019, 12:00 PM



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.


Re: I got engaged yesterday.


Jul 30, 2019, 12:08 PM



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Woulda put money on that being PaulWalkerChuckle.gif***


Jul 30, 2019, 12:09 PM



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I'll use that one when I get an answer to this


Jul 30, 2019, 12:11 PM

Wasn't your divorce finalized last month?

JohnFBell®

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Re: I'll use that one when I get an answer to this


Jul 30, 2019, 8:42 PM

Yes, but I’ve beej w this women through most of it. Lived together for 8 months now.

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congratulations and best wishes***


Jul 30, 2019, 12:36 PM



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This thread did not disappoint.


Jul 30, 2019, 8:18 PM

Congrats, JFB.

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Re: I got engaged yesterday.


Jul 31, 2019, 7:13 AM

Congrats!

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