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Lunge effed my dreams last night.
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Lunge effed my dreams last night.

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May 30, 2025, 9:37 AM
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True story. Not a cheap shot at our band buddy. But I've been taking Kirkland sleeping pills recently, which are awesome, and make my dreams so much more vivid. So yesterday's events were the perfect fodder.

Dreamed second wife wanted to get divorced, and the dream was basically about the feelings of having to deconstruct the household, and then the dread of starting over.

Was not fun.

Also there was a big dead cornsnake in the dream, which made me sad because yesterday in the garage I found a baby corn snake caught in the glue trap. He was tryna go after a lizard that got caught there.

I love corn snakes.

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drunk at the putt putt.


I love corn flakes

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May 30, 2025, 9:53 AM
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with a cut up banana.

Used to add sugar as a kid. Man that was a lot of stuff sugar.

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Skip the added sugar

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May 30, 2025, 9:57 AM
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and just use Frosted Flakes



The sugary coating in your mouth doesn't leave for a while.







I still do bananas in Cheerios occasionally for breakfast or lunch. Might do it today.

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Bananas + Honey Bunches of Oats

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May 30, 2025, 10:01 AM
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Win

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Ever use peaches? We did that as a kid and I did it some in College and the

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May 30, 2025, 10:05 AM
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southerners around me thought that was the weirdest shiddd inthe world.

We put peaches on ice cream all the time too.

I put bananas or strawberries or peaches on cereal all the time.

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Give it a minute

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May 30, 2025, 11:47 AM [ in reply to Skip the added sugar ]
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vfnk8QoU64

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I love corn takes.

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May 30, 2025, 10:43 AM [ in reply to I love corn flakes ]
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Corn is such a pedestrian vegetable. Okra is way better.

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But okra flakes cereal?

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May 30, 2025, 11:01 AM
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Not so much

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Re: But okra flakes cereal?

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May 30, 2025, 11:03 AM
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honey nut cheerios with a banana

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May 30, 2025, 10:48 AM [ in reply to I love corn flakes ]
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in my butt

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Is it diphenhydramine?

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May 30, 2025, 9:59 AM
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Just curious. I've struggled with insomnia for decades and found melatonin to be the most effective. Prescription stuff scares me. I don't wanna wake up in a shopping cart in a Target parking lot at 4 am with my pants on my head.

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I took Ambien for about six months

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May 30, 2025, 10:03 AM
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and legit woke up one morning at 4AM, in my Excursion in the parking lot of Wal-Mart.


Flushed that stuff the same day

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LOOK AT ME, I DRIVE AN EXCURSION

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May 30, 2025, 10:06 AM
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Re: LOOK AT ME, I DRIVE AN EXCURSION

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May 30, 2025, 10:29 AM
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Dodge_Stratus

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drunk at the putt putt.


SEE?***

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May 30, 2025, 10:29 AM [ in reply to I took Ambien for about six months ]
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yep ambien will make you do stuff

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May 30, 2025, 10:52 AM [ in reply to I took Ambien for about six months ]
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woke up on back porch nekkid one time

wow you were in a car. that’s scary af.

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Re: yep ambien will make you do stuff

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May 30, 2025, 11:27 AM
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In my defense


May 30, 2025, 12:04 PM [ in reply to yep ambien will make you do stuff ]
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I was wearing a seat belt, and had on clothes



Also, I wasn't naked on my back porch.

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I've found gummies work great for sleep.


May 30, 2025, 12:01 PM [ in reply to I took Ambien for about six months ]
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WAY better than the benzos my doctor prescribed, better than Ambien. Safer too.

Most over the counter stuff is Benadryl, or diphenhydramine, same thing. It's an antihistamine. Studies are showing diphenhydramine can either cause, or worsen dementia.

That said, if you get covid, try diphenhydramine. It is the best treatment I've found.

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LOLUTZ.

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May 30, 2025, 10:06 AM [ in reply to Is it diphenhydramine? ]
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At Walmart, sitting in a shopping cart in the parking lot with pants on your head is a Tuesday afternoon before you ever even score any drugs.

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Yep. Basically benadryl w/o the medicine.

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May 30, 2025, 10:28 AM [ in reply to Is it diphenhydramine? ]
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It's good stuff. I finally got it dialed in, too, so I'm not a grogmonster in the morning.

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drunk at the putt putt.


I found a dead bird while mowing the lawn yesterday, it was sad.

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May 30, 2025, 10:02 AM
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Appeared to be a fledgling. I wish whatever killed it would have just eaten it already.

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Leave it for the chipmunks***

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May 30, 2025, 10:03 AM
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Hey man, ix-nay on the glue traps.

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May 30, 2025, 10:02 AM
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I would use MEGA-SIZE glue traps

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May 30, 2025, 10:12 AM
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with pennies as bait if I were trying to trap JerryGarciaBand®.

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I'm about at that point.


May 30, 2025, 10:29 AM [ in reply to Hey man, ix-nay on the glue traps. ]
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They're good for keeping insects/skinks out of the garage...

But I've had a bird get stuck, and now Mr. Corn Snake.

That may be it for me.

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drunk at the putt putt.


What's wrong with skanks in your garage?***


May 30, 2025, 10:31 AM
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they're hell on my medicine cabinet.***


May 30, 2025, 10:37 AM
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drunk at the putt putt.


Live from Fripp

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May 30, 2025, 10:36 AM
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I also learned last week that what I thought were baby copperheads

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May 30, 2025, 10:39 AM
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were actually baby Dekay brown snakes. And now I'm having a ton of remorse for going murder shovel on them.

Thanks, google, you ass.

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drunk at the putt putt.


Those are teeny lil fellas.***


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There is only one way you can positively identify baby copperheads.

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May 30, 2025, 11:10 AM [ in reply to I also learned last week that what I thought were baby copperheads ]
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Put the snake in your pants. A copperhead will try to escape out of the bottom of your pants, whereas any other juvenile snake will try to climb up to the top of your pants.

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May 30, 2025, 11:12 AM
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That's ooooor look for the florescent tails lol

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Re: There is only one way you can positively identify baby copperheads.


May 30, 2025, 11:14 AM
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I also read that baby copperheads aren't so tiny.


May 30, 2025, 11:59 AM
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And they're born with basically their full pattern already developed.

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drunk at the putt putt.


And, if it tries to go up your #######, it's an octopus in a jar.***

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May 30, 2025, 11:22 AM [ in reply to There is only one way you can positively identify baby copperheads. ]
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