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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.

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Sep 29, 2023, 12:31 PM

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants seggs don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!"

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He don't use jelly?***

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Sep 29, 2023, 1:15 PM



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You gotta use the KY Jelly.

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Sep 29, 2023, 1:19 PM

Only way it works well.

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Their jam is pretty nice too.

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Sep 29, 2023, 1:26 PM



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What's the difference between jelly and jam?***

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Sep 29, 2023, 1:27 PM



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I've never asked a garbanzo to bean on me.***

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Sep 29, 2023, 1:29 PM



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Thass a loht bettern wut I had!!

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Sep 29, 2023, 1:30 PM

I had I can't jelly my #### up your ###.

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You jelly it before you jam it.***

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Sep 29, 2023, 1:34 PM [ in reply to What's the difference between jelly and jam?*** ]



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drunk at the putt putt.


Re: He don't use jelly?***

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Sep 29, 2023, 1:37 PM [ in reply to He don't use jelly?*** ]

https://youtu.be/cvfxKbpoxRE?si=98_HSyzMMvjDnLUY

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