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Oculus Spirit [98271]
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So, what did YOU do tonight? Well.......funny you should ask.
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Nov 28, 2023, 9:00 PM
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Youngest son just laid the biggest, and I mean the absolute biggest deuce I have ever seen dropped by a human being. He called us in there because it wouldn't flush. I tried and it JUST SAT THERE AND DIDN'T MOVE. It was about the size of a forearm. When I yelled oldest son came up because he had to see it. He then screamed. Then wife came in and she gagged.
Now I knew if it did flush, it would stop up the toilet guaranteed, then I'd have to go get the snake and that's a messy operation.
Desperate for a solution I pondered this situation and came up with a solution. Went to the tailgate box and got a plastic knife. Flushed it, and when the water was low I cut it up into 6 pieces. I then held 3 chunks back with the knife while the toilet filled. Flushed the first half (3 chunks), then after filling again the second half (3 chunks) flushed without incident. Then I used TP to wipe off the knife and I tossed the knife in the dumpster. And I just now did two more courtesy flushes just for good measure.
So, what did yall do tonight?
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finished.***
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Nov 28, 2023, 9:02 PM
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Lot o points [163405]
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Might want to increase his fiber and water intake
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Nov 28, 2023, 9:04 PM
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just sayin'
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got a recipe?
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Nov 28, 2023, 9:13 PM
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would love to try this at home
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Oculus Spirit [86922]
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The words "poop knife" popped into my head before I finished the
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Nov 28, 2023, 9:40 PM
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first sentence.
I got MsLovin to make her O face. So when I was flicking the bean, you were sawing a turd with a plastic knife. This is why you don't live near Columbia folks.
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Porque no los dos?***
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Nov 28, 2023, 9:49 PM
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From experience, here's what works
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Nov 28, 2023, 10:03 PM
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pour dawn, or any kind of mild detergent in the toilet. Start running hot water in the sink. Fill up a container with the hot water and pour into the toilet as many times as it takes to break up the gigantic turd. Be wary of splash back. It should be ready to flush within a couple of gallons. Can also pour some hot water in the back to help with skid marks.
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I hear Willy Brice concessions is paying $4 / lb.***
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Nov 28, 2023, 10:05 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81850]
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I'm not even sure what to say here.
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Nov 29, 2023, 10:36 AM
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I wanted to say something about "all the things I'm missing by not having kids", but I think I'll just let this one go.
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Reminds me of one of the best South Park episodes***
Nov 29, 2023, 10:45 AM
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