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Sunday 'Grampa Joke'

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Salty55®

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Sunday 'Grampa Joke'

Mar 9, 2025, 8:21 AM

Told my granddaughter, "Go hide...your teacher is here because you skipped school today!"
She tells me, "You go hide! I told her you passed away!"

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What kind of animals are in Portugal? Portugeese

Mar 9, 2025, 8:39 AM

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I want to know how they got in there. Maybe inappropriate.

What did the farmer call the cow with no milk? An udder failure.

What is a reptiles favorite film? The Lizard of Oz.

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Re: Sunday 'Grampa Joke'

Mar 9, 2025, 8:48 AM

I like a good joke. I even liked these. 😉

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Re: Sunday 'Grampa Joke'

Mar 9, 2025, 8:51 AM

The gorilla’s expressions redeemed that one, gramps. 🤓

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The Viking 'Rudolph The Red' looked outside and proclaimed it was going

Mar 9, 2025, 8:58 AM

to rain! His Wife asked him, "What makes you say that?" He replied, "Rudolph the Red knows rain, Dear!!"

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Re: Sunday 'Grampa Joke'

Mar 9, 2025, 8:59 AM

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

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