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Speaking of lame jokes, here is the only joke I have ever made up.
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Jan 18, 2025, 7:36 AM
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Remember when "You might be a redneck..." was the rage?
With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, here is one I created, "You might be a redneck if you walk INTO a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth."
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Clemson Conqueror [11425]
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That's actually not bad! Don't think I've ever made up a joke, but I did once
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Jan 18, 2025, 7:49 AM
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come up with a quote I like..."Nothing's worse than a dumbazz trying to be a smartazz!"
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Re: Speaking of lame jokes, here is the only joke I have ever made up.
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Jan 18, 2025, 7:59 AM
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Pretty good Bret. I can still listen to Jeff and laugh like it's the first time I've heard it.
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I jave a good friend who trades made up jokes with me.
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Jan 18, 2025, 10:06 AM
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One i made up is....
What do you call a jockey who won't follow directions?
A heedless horseman
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Love it.*
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Jan 18, 2025, 12:09 PM
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qqqqqqq
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Re: Speaking of lame jokes, here is the only joke I have ever made up.
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Jan 18, 2025, 10:12 AM
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Or Razor Ramon. I can’t believe I used to watch wrestling religiously.
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I used to watch rasslin' too.
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Jan 18, 2025, 12:10 PM
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Back in the Dusty Rhodes era.
Actually, I started watching it as a kid. Bruno Sammartino was my first rasslin hero.
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Re: Speaking of lame jokes, here is the only joke I have ever made up.
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Jan 18, 2025, 10:22 AM
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Here’s the only joke I ever made up
What do you call it when two Virginia Tech alumni have intercourse? The Hokie Pokie
I cleaned it up for the message board
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Re: Speaking of lame jokes, here is the only joke I have ever made up.
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Jan 18, 2025, 11:55 AM
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I made one up as well.
If your grandma has more years in jail than teeth, you might be a ....
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Just made this one up made up (apologies to Foxworthy)
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Jan 18, 2025, 1:05 PM
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If your church uses beer instead of grape juice when giving communion, you might just …
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Another fake-Foxworthy - just made it up
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Jan 18, 2025, 1:28 PM
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If you hear “it’s a 3.2 count” and you think of sentencing guidelines instead of baseball, you might just be …
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haha, I got one too
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Jan 18, 2025, 1:50 PM
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You might be BretFSu if you walk into a golden coral with a bib and a giant wooden spoon.
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Hey, when I walk into Golden Corral, I always...
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Jan 18, 2025, 4:52 PM
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....bring my own doggie bag.
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Re: Speaking of lame jokes, here is the only joke I have ever made up.
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Jan 18, 2025, 6:10 PM
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If fried bologna sandwiches are served at both wedding recptions and wakes.
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Talking about lame jokes - - -
Jan 19, 2025, 12:00 PM
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If to you the other meaning of Skid Row is the aisle at the flea market where you get your underwear, then you just might be …
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