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All-In [34823]
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I am a single man again.
Sep 14, 2015, 2:30 PM
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I am sorta stunned, and relieved, at the same time.
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All-In [45047]
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Soon
Sep 14, 2015, 2:33 PM
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you'll be a single man that's in the ROH!
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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i THINK you are almost Legend
Sep 14, 2015, 2:35 PM
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SO I gave you a pity point.
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: We are here for you***
Sep 14, 2015, 2:33 PM
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All-In [45047]
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Except for when we're not.***
Sep 14, 2015, 2:34 PM
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: unspoken***
Sep 14, 2015, 2:35 PM
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All-In [45047]
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We should put him on Mackey's preyer list!***
Sep 14, 2015, 2:36 PM
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All-In [34823]
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Please, God, no!!
Sep 14, 2015, 2:37 PM
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Was that a prayer? It sounded like a prayer.
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All-In [45047]
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Your prayer was answered.
Sep 14, 2015, 2:41 PM
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I did not put you on Mackey's preyer list.
Yet.
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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Kangarts.***
Sep 14, 2015, 2:34 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Congrats, already ditched the gf, or are you strictly
Sep 14, 2015, 2:36 PM
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speaking legally? Either way, this is a good opportunity to drink heavily.
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All-In [34823]
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I'd be huge fool to ditch Mumbette
Sep 14, 2015, 2:53 PM
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she does not disappoint, evar.
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Heisman Winner [135621]
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I am too!
Sep 14, 2015, 2:37 PM
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I mean, really....can you imagine the carnage if there were TWO of me?
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All-In [34823]
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I think I am enough meatsack
Sep 14, 2015, 2:38 PM
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to make a couple of you, but who's counting?
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Heisman Winner [135621]
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I'm thinking two and a third.
Sep 14, 2015, 2:41 PM
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But I'm not counting!
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: Is it facebook official yet?***
Sep 14, 2015, 2:37 PM
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All-In [34823]
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Not ghana do that.
Sep 14, 2015, 2:39 PM
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Just doesn't seem right.
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: Im confused like lakebum1
Sep 14, 2015, 2:40 PM
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no more mumbette or just legally you're not married?
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All-In [34823]
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Oh.
Sep 14, 2015, 2:41 PM
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No more legally married.
Mumbette is the comfort and aid I have always deserved as a warlord in waiting.
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: oooooh well I retract my "we're here for you" statement
Sep 14, 2015, 2:42 PM
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congrats.
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110%er [7013]
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How does it feel to breathe free air?***
Sep 14, 2015, 2:38 PM
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All-In [34113]
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Cheers!***
Sep 14, 2015, 2:39 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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pigs of ex's
Sep 14, 2015, 2:40 PM
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poon kitty?
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CU Medallion [54011]
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Re: I am a single man again.
Sep 14, 2015, 2:41 PM
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TU for moving forward.
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All-In [38205]
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EAT ALL THE PUSSIE
Sep 14, 2015, 2:41 PM
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ALL OF IT
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: like more than cervical cancer eats?***
Sep 14, 2015, 2:45 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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Whom gets re-hitched first, Tote or Mumbo?
Sep 14, 2015, 2:44 PM
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An acceptable wild card answer would be that tatertot guy, but I am pretty sure his wife fed him to that dog.
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Heisman Winner [119758]
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38.52 yrs
Sep 14, 2015, 2:55 PM
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married 4 me. I'll let you draw conclusions...
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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you like complex mathematical equations?***
Sep 14, 2015, 2:56 PM
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Heisman Winner [119758]
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I was actually gonna say 38.5167395
Sep 14, 2015, 3:41 PM
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but why pick at nits...
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All-In [34823]
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Marriage:
Sep 14, 2015, 2:57 PM
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Because a chitty day doesn't have to end when you get home.
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All-In [47750]
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You haven't had ##### in 28.52 years?
Sep 14, 2015, 3:55 PM
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Not counting when you're alone...
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All-TigerNet [13103]
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Having been there, I can say....
Sep 14, 2015, 3:05 PM
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"stunned and relieved" is all part of the process.
The next part of the process gets better. Drinking, wommens, leaving the lid up, farting at will, and not having to pick up a ###### thing around the house unless you wish.
I suggest a trip to Maui. It's almost like a time machine back to college.
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: I remember my experimental days***
Sep 14, 2015, 3:06 PM
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All-In [34823]
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Wait, when did you stop?***
Sep 14, 2015, 3:07 PM
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: When I dumped Kendra
Sep 14, 2015, 3:10 PM
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no pigs i mean if you really want one I can post it but too much clothes
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Lot o points [155977]
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So, if you had to do it all over again, would
Sep 14, 2015, 3:09 PM
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you have replaced that headrest in the Beetle?
congrats....I know you've been waiting for this, but I know you're also gentleman (and father) enough not to make a celebration out of it, so I'm sure that's part of the "stunned" part.
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All-In [34823]
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If you recall, the headrest was actually in the back seat.
Sep 14, 2015, 3:13 PM
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So I didn't have to buy anything, which was very unusual with the ex.
The ex believed in shopping therapy.
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All-TigerNet [13103]
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Thank god.....
Sep 14, 2015, 3:41 PM
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I thought you were about to break out into Barbara Streisand's "Memories"
I hate that ####### song. What's to painful to remember,........I spit on.
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Welcome to...the........club.
Sep 14, 2015, 3:12 PM
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Oh wait.
Dammitt!!! That's right, I got married again.
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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What in the hell did you do that for?***
Sep 14, 2015, 3:17 PM
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All-In [45047]
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pRe:ggers
Sep 14, 2015, 3:19 PM
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Don't you remember the story that day?
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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That is no justification.***
Sep 14, 2015, 3:21 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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I think I got married in Vegas.***
Sep 14, 2015, 3:22 PM
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CU Medallion [54758]
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that DOES explain why
Sep 14, 2015, 3:31 PM
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willki's been scarce lately
#hawkward
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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My uncle has been married 4 times
Sep 14, 2015, 3:53 PM
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He just met a woman a couple of weeks ago, already talking about making her #5. Insanity.
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All-In [34823]
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My son was my witness for 1 year continuous
Sep 14, 2015, 3:56 PM
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separation today. There was an old guy in the waiting area behind us getting divorce no. 5.
"I ain't even looking fer a girlfriend any more."
We both cracked up.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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He's done good for about 6 years now
Sep 14, 2015, 4:00 PM
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I don't know what happened, my cousins reckon he got his peter touched for the first time in awhile, and that's all it took.
The last wife almost killed him with a shotgun, had he not dove behind the garage he probably wouldn't be here today. She still cuts his hair though.
There's some crazy people out there.
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All-In [34823]
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Yep, and your family ain't got the only ones, either.
Sep 14, 2015, 4:06 PM
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Got a couple on my side.
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Heisman Winner [135621]
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i don't think he's THAT old***
Sep 14, 2015, 3:20 PM
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All-In [47878]
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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Milk teddies are for looking
Sep 14, 2015, 4:19 PM
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#sadface
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Heisman Winner [135621]
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It's not HIS fault you don't drink coffee.***
Sep 14, 2015, 4:20 PM
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All-In [47878]
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True. Milk teddie milk is so sweet,
Sep 14, 2015, 4:29 PM
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after you put it in coffee, you don't need sugar.
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