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'Regional' Dad Joke Saturday...
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May 31, 2025, 7:12 AM
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Is there a bigger laugh than the 'stream of consciousness poasting' during a Clemson game? I don't get it...seriously don't get the pure, flowing misery on display. But...I digress...let's stifle a giggle...or, maybe elicit (See? I can grammar, two!  ) one!
It's easy to convince women not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents! (Oh, man!)
Just because you're going 5 miles per hour over the speed limit DOESN'T mean you can hang out in the left lane! Some of us are trying to break the law for real!!
Marriage is being extremely irritated with your wife, but deep down, you can't get mad because she's gonna be mad at YOU for being mad! (There's no winning! I'm happy with a tie!)
A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus…. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!”
Have a great Saturday, Tiger Nation! Don't watch and poast...it'll only bring out the stupid! Go Tigers! 
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Re: 'Regional' Dad Joke Saturday...
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May 31, 2025, 7:38 AM
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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but they'll need a consult, a second opinion, and ultimately refer you to a specialist!
A patient walks into a pharmacist. He says, "I bought some medicine and the side effects say it may cause headaches, dizziness, and nausea!" The pharmacist replies, "Well, that's the last time you get a prescription from your hairdresser!"
"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places!"
"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts."
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Re: 'Regional' Dad Joke Saturday...
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May 31, 2025, 7:43 AM
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A man and his wife went to a livestock trade looking for a breeding bull.
The first pen had a sign that read: This bull mated 50 times last year.
The man's wife playfully nudged him and said, "Wow, that's almost once per week!"
They walked to the second pen, which had a sign that read: This bull mated 150 times last year.
The man's wife jabbed him a bit harder and said with a smirk, "Goodness, that's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."
They walked to the third pen, which had a sign that read: This bull mated 365 times last year.
The man's wife aggressively elbowed him in the ribs and exclaimed, "That's once a day! You could really learn something from this one."
Annoyed, the man turned to his wife and said, "Go over and ask the farmer if every time was with the same old cow."
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When one door closes, another door opens
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May 31, 2025, 8:14 AM
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Your house is haunted - get out of there!
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Irony is the opposite of wrinkly.
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May 31, 2025, 8:59 AM
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I bought a limited edition thesauras I've always wanted, but when I opened it, all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
The inventor of the wind chill factor died recently. He was 85, but felt like he was 64.
People are surprised to discover I have a Police record, but I love their greatest hits!
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How does Bigfoot stay in such great shape?
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May 31, 2025, 9:20 AM
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He does Sas-squats.
~JKB
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Re: 'Regional' Dad Joke Saturday...
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May 31, 2025, 9:25 AM
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Why does a Rooster crow so early in the morning?
To get a word in before the Hens wake up.
They're called seat cushions because stool softeners didn't sound quite right.
What do you call a large Lizard sitting on a toilet????
Comodo Dragon!
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Some of you all need help.
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May 31, 2025, 9:43 AM
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Clemson Icon [24779]
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Re: Some of you all need help.
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May 31, 2025, 11:08 AM
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~JKB
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Re: Some of you all need help.
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But you already knew that about some of us.
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May 31, 2025, 9:59 AM
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I’m sorry in advance, everyone.
A pun enters a room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
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May 31, 2025, 11:02 AM
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Neighbor woman sitting on her front porch eating watermelon I noticed the same guys slowly walking by. I gotta see whats up, so I walk by, man she ain't got no draws on. Being a gentleman, I think I got to tell her, so I walk up and say mam, those men keep walking by cause you ain't got no draws on! She said "I know, but it sure helps keep the flies off my watermelon".
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Re: 'Regional' Dad Joke Saturday...
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May 31, 2025, 11:10 AM
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~JKB
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