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So, if Texas were to secede
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So, if Texas were to secede


Nov 14, 2012, 4:18 PM

Would I get like a 24 hour notice so I could pack up my crap and high tail it for Louisiana, or would I be trapped and thrown into some kind of Texas reeducation camp? Also, the joke in Texas is the it might be annexed by Mexico before it even gets a chance to secede. The Mexican's are winning the war with babies, not bullets. Anyway, I might stick with South Carolina if it seceded, but Texas, nope.

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Hmm - a soverign government in Texas or South Carolina


Nov 14, 2012, 4:22 PM

Don't think either would last very long. Sc can barely keep their roads intact, let alone govern.

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Oh, I know South Carolina would be a total disaster


Nov 14, 2012, 4:23 PM

However, it might be kind of fun for a while.

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See, this is exactly where you have no idea what you're


Nov 14, 2012, 4:43 PM [ in reply to Hmm - a soverign government in Texas or South Carolina ]

talking about.

I would personally organize thousands of like minded individuals and march to the State House, overtaking it within seconds due to the sheer terror of the politicians. After many weeks of blood shed and tears, we would be victorious all across the state, celebrating with fat blunts and beer for all involved. We would then become a flourishing manufacturing and agricultural hub with our main exports being BMW's and world class marijuana.

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Text me when this event is going down


Nov 14, 2012, 4:54 PM

I'll be ready with my pitchfork.

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Uh, this isn't the 1800's buddy...


Nov 14, 2012, 4:58 PM

At minimum I'd go with an AR-15 with a 1911 .45 backup weapon. Bring your shovel as well, we're going to need to clean out some chicken houses for our growing operations.

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Is it BYOW or will weapons be provided


Nov 14, 2012, 5:00 PM

I've got access to a couple gas masks, and my wife is a Vet, so she could do any needed amputations / doctoring if that helps.

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BYOW, but we will be supplying pepper spray.***


Nov 14, 2012, 5:11 PM



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Do we get blunts and beer before or after the invasion?


Nov 14, 2012, 5:13 PM

I need to plan accordingly.

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Sounds like a plan to me. This is a great environment


Nov 15, 2012, 11:06 AM [ in reply to See, this is exactly where you have no idea what you're ]

for growing Hemp, and if you listen to the potheads out there you can do anything with that stuff, including replace oil!

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So what you're actually saying here is...


Nov 14, 2012, 5:00 PM [ in reply to Hmm - a soverign government in Texas or South Carolina ]

that SC needs a brutal, iron-fisted warlord in charge?






I agree.

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That would be a LONG border fence


Nov 14, 2012, 4:39 PM

to keep the oklahomans, new mexicans, arkansansans and Louisianans out.

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Nah - they'd just dispatch rednecks with guns all along the


Nov 14, 2012, 4:40 PM

border.

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I'm pretty sure they would need the fence to keep people in


Nov 14, 2012, 4:55 PM [ in reply to That would be a LONG border fence ]

At least the educated people (most of them being non-texans)

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I've got 9 months to figure out if I'm actually moving there


Nov 14, 2012, 4:59 PM

or not. My contract says I am. I'm sure said contract will become null and void if it involves an international move.

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It really depends where you move in Texas


Nov 14, 2012, 5:02 PM

I live in College Station, which isn't bad. Houston is a hell hole of traffic, heat, humidity and crime. Dallas is similar, except not quite as humid. Austin is cool if you like hippies and long horns.

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Prolly Plano/Frisco, so I'll be slightly north


Nov 14, 2012, 5:04 PM

of the crime, traffic, heat, and humidity.

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I think they could do it. The Saudi Arabia of America


Nov 14, 2012, 5:01 PM

lots of oil

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Lots of oil


Nov 14, 2012, 5:04 PM

Not much of a market, because I'm assuming the U.S. sets up some sort of naval embargo around Texas, and that means Mexico is the only route, and the U.S. has Mexico in it's back pocket.

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Its Texas not communist Cuba


Nov 14, 2012, 5:07 PM

I figure it would be a peaceful, thanks for being around for so long and good luck type thing. Not a vindictive ex-wife type thing.

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Have you seen Obama?


Nov 14, 2012, 5:12 PM

Dude would get so butt hurt he'd be calling for Seal Team 6.

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Texas does nothing gracefully


Nov 14, 2012, 5:15 PM [ in reply to Its Texas not communist Cuba ]

They would start trying to take over the Gulf Coast immediately.

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the whole point is so you WOULDN'T be in a reeducation camp


Nov 14, 2012, 7:19 PM

so just stay there

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In this case, an EDUCATION camp would be most useful.***


Nov 15, 2012, 7:25 AM



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