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Game Changer [1774]
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Married Loungers...how do ask the wife for the #####
Nov 14, 2013, 3:56 PM
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I don't ask...I just take. She likes that game.
But in reality it's something lame like..."wanna #####?" Or sometimes just start rubbing her curvy parts and she gets the hint.
Least effective is when she is breast feeding and I call dibs.
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Orange Blooded [2755]
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Re: Married Loungers...how do ask the wife for the #####
Nov 14, 2013, 3:58 PM
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> Least effective is when she is breast feeding and I
> call dibs.
Bwahahaa
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Varsity [104]
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First thing is I read her 1st Peter 3...
Nov 14, 2013, 4:01 PM
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she knows what to do next.
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TigerNet Elite [73592]
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sex?***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:02 PM
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TigerNet Vanguard [210771]
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Wife?***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:02 PM
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Clemson Icon [26266]
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Percentage of success using the Manning_Tiger method?***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:03 PM
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Game Changer [1774]
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8/10***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:06 PM
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Clemson Sports Icon [55085]
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I tell her that I'll be
Nov 14, 2013, 4:04 PM
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in the bathroom sechsing myself if she'd like to join
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Game Changer [1774]
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Have done that...I think she got jealous
Nov 14, 2013, 4:07 PM
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and gave it up
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110%er [5430]
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Try this...
Nov 14, 2013, 4:05 PM
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When she gets home from work, have the house cleaned and chores done. Then cook her whatever her favorite meal is. When she isn't looking, insert your peen into the food on her plate and you'll be seching in no time.
Please use caution if her favorite meal is stuffed jalapenos.
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Fan [75]
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Re: Try this...
Nov 14, 2013, 4:24 PM
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Much easier to hire another wimmen.
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Campus Hero [13680]
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Hey, uh, ya know....
Nov 14, 2013, 4:05 PM
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the kids are asleep.
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Orange Beast [6525]
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"C'mon babe, let's redecorate the womb-boom room".
Nov 14, 2013, 4:10 PM
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Success rate = o'fer 38 so far.
Still working on it though.
All in.
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110%er [7980]
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when its that small its not difficult to go all in***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:11 PM
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Orange Beast [6525]
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troof***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:16 PM
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Oculus Spirit [40782]
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Marriage sounds like its awful
Nov 14, 2013, 4:10 PM
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I literally woke up this morning and it was ripe for the taking.
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Clemson Icon [26266]
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Re: Okay fellow lungers, I'll jump on this grenade
Nov 14, 2013, 4:11 PM
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There better d*mn well be pigs of Red to go along with assertion. Wellllll......we're waiting.
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CU Medallion [19130]
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The twist is, he was woke up alone....
Nov 14, 2013, 4:18 PM
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still want to see those pigs?
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Clemson Icon [26266]
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Re: Pass***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:20 PM
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Clemson Sports Icon [55085]
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TigerNet Champion [119006]
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lulz***
Nov 15, 2013, 7:36 AM
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Heisman Winner [82057]
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From what I hear, you get a year maybe a year and a half of
Nov 14, 2013, 4:13 PM
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that. Then the nookies are for baby making, this can be good and bad. Go a few months with "no luck," and may get more frequent, maybe even demanded of you to go multiple times 3-4 days a month. Then I hear it all stops.
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Oculus Spirit [40782]
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Uh oh
Nov 14, 2013, 4:18 PM
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We are at about the year and a half mark..
So, youre telling me, unless I trade in for a newer model, the ##### is going to end soon?
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Heisman Winner [82057]
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I didn't think you were married yet? It is that long after
Nov 14, 2013, 9:40 PM
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you get married.
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Game Changer [1774]
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Woke her up at 1 am two nights ago and had half sleep #####
Nov 14, 2013, 4:13 PM
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It was awesome. Don't get the wrong idea. Frequency is high...just asking for new methods to try.
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110%er [7980]
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Re: Married Loungers...how do ask the wife for the #####
Nov 14, 2013, 4:11 PM
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Orange Immortal [65903]
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My wife asks me.
Nov 14, 2013, 4:13 PM
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She wants it non-stop. I reward her if she's been good, unless I have a headache.
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Clemson Icon [26266]
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Re: Bold statement, my friend, bold statement.***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:14 PM
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Orange Immortal [65903]
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LOL it's okay - she'll never find out I sai***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:16 PM
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Clemson Icon [26266]
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Re: I'm surprised no one has suggested...
Nov 14, 2013, 4:16 PM
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"Hey honey, how about a nobber?"
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Clemson Icon [26266]
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Re: Wut? Too blunt?***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:58 PM
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TigerNet Icon [148073]
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Like this:
Nov 14, 2013, 4:19 PM
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"C'mon baby, Manning_Tiger won't be home for hours, he'll NEVER figure out that I was here!"
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Game Changer [1774]
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Just ignore the noises coming from the closet...***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:20 PM
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TigerNet Icon [148073]
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SO HELP ME IF I SHOW UP IN A VINE....***
Nov 14, 2013, 4:22 PM
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110%er [6101]
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Repeat after me.......
Nov 14, 2013, 4:25 PM
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"Hey, feel like ridin the skinboat to Tuna Town?"
(works every time)
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Valley Legend [12236]
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Kinda depends on whose wife it is
Nov 14, 2013, 4:51 PM
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some like romancing...others just like it quick in the closet! lol
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All-TigerNet [12768]
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Me: wanna ####?
Nov 14, 2013, 11:51 PM
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Her: s t f u. Don't touch me.
Me: goodnight.
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TigerNet Champion [119006]
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thosefeels.jpeg***
Nov 15, 2013, 7:38 AM
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TigerNet Champion [119006]
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Me: Hey, you wanna screw?
Nov 15, 2013, 7:40 AM
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Me again: Hey, are you DTF?
Me again: Hey, can you hear me? You wanna do this or not?
Her: what? quit touching me, the baby might wake up any minute plus I'm tired. Will you take a rain check?
Me: What? Yeah whatever, OK.
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Solid Orange [1335]
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When you say "Take it" is that like a strap on version?***
Nov 15, 2013, 9:47 AM
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110%er [9120]
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"You preggors?"
Nov 15, 2013, 10:49 AM
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"Wanna be?"
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