Slow day around the water cooler, So let's play a game

May 13, 2021, 9:24 AM

I'm going to type up saved responses in Lounge snap. You have to guess who said it.

In order from oldest to newest.

Question: If you bang a pregnant stripper and the baby grabs it, is that now considered a threesome? I'll take my answer after church.

And she got 7 questions on HQ on the way home

Pigs?

I personally would love to see some more spirited political debate in here. Oh and maybe some hardcore pornog

That's a decent wad. He's probably showing it off

Too bad he was sitting down --CS02

They do it in the pool, not the woods btw

He can get two heart?

It's pretty good. I buy it on the regular. I had it on tap once and thought it was amazeballs. It's still really good in cans, but my amazeballs

Finished

Well fellers I've got a date with ray tanner on saturday during the missouri game. Praying for a blowout that I can witness in person

So [name redacted] daughter is hot. I'm glad he made it known it was his daughter because I thought it was Piper Peri

This is giving me a bunch of mixed feelings about corduroy and miller light. I need time to reflect

####, I just got ### on my face

Hanahan coach is straight smoke

Wud smell that seat

Fell the bern will never not get a chuckle out of me

Your boner is going to be soft by the time alexa gets everything right

is that a menstrual monitor?

My weber would like to have a word

What an #####

That thing is at eye level

Always have a female assistant coach right by my side

What tha ####?

I forgot to tell you guys I completely randomly ran into foot broke on saturday. He was chugging b lue moons

Aero coming in late and not knowing what is going on is the most normal thing ever

You never really try too hard do you?

Katrina II

Update: Wife didn't bang me with the lights on. Actually she didn't bang me at all, so I rubbed one out while watching a Casey Anthony documentary. That's the story of my life.

You she is smoking hawt would love to look at her for the next 4 years

Did you look at the house at all when you bought it?

[Name redacted] Clover

No, she married a cop, she had high fat potential ten years ago. I have no doubt she's a fat now after two kids

Looks like yall are getting transferred to a different prison

I sharted as soon as I saw the pic

So they've never interviewed Tl's GF but the tiktok internet hoors get 3 minutes on ABC

I'll pop her off. When she turns 18

We were just joking about Trevor's GF getting jealous

Rattlesnakes and condoms

Why would you quit drinking?

TIL I'm 4 times the average

Secret internet fatty seems likely

You know prius is native american for "little gay one"

So does that mean he gets automatically in heaven now?

Premimum is free. Then it can't be premium right? I think you're getting into the weeds

Well at least the car seat enforces this charade you're living as a straight man

Who's the gay in the video?

6 chicken wings huh? You trying to get fat like me?

God #### betty crocker in the #####

I was part of a MFM DP once. I was on bottom she was on me and he was behind her railing her shitpussy. I had #### in my mouth trying not to think about his scrote which is impossible at that point. I don't recommend. Leave that one to the pros

The only hockey I like is butthockey. Does anyone else think that feces is somewhat erotic?

What? Cotillion isn't like a formal where you get dressed up and dance and all that ####? How high am I?

Clearly I'm redneck AF, but I know my way around a proper place setting and I love throwing it in my wife's face. It infuriates her

Tail is tied to a buttplug

Babies get in free right?

All these video diary entries make me feel like I rode through Athens with my windows down

I pick up all the chromosomes I want with these bad boys and don't be giving me #### cuz you can't find glasses to fit that big ole hear

{name redacted} you will not be able to talk any sense into some that works hard on a crop they can't eat.

Zima? didn't know you were gay

Today I caught my wife having an......

I went to play pickle ball. What do you want me to wear? Layered polos with a popped collar?

I had to do a naked lap after getting skunked at beer pong at the beach. Buddy that lost with me pulled a hamstring on the lap.

That's a might fine homeless camp you got there

My remodel is going to increase the value of every house on the dirt road

At least until someone inspects it

You got enough ice there to stop global warming

No, I'm not complaining. "Help me" isn't a call for assistance, it's a solicitation for more information

Boy be simpin hard

What do you have against beans?

Tijuana trailer park

Wife wanted that. Showed her all of that and she changed her mind

I have to do it with this guy way too often, it pisses me off now

You have TRDJ number and ask the whitest person on the east coast

Drink it, no water chaser

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I like your funny words magic man

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