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Ring of Honor [22280]
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Side to side. Hear me out...
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Mar 14, 2025, 11:48 AM
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I have heard many of you discuss the benefits of wiping front to back vs back to front.
Well, after 2 straight weeks of testing I a thrilled to report that wiping SIDE TO SIDE is the best method of all! I'm not going to lie, is was rough at first. The first 5 or 6 days was a real adjustment period. But now it's like I've done it this way all my life! There is no turning back. I can use 6-8 squares, maybe twice and done!
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All-TigerNet [5909]
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Re: Side to side. Hear me out...
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Mar 14, 2025, 11:59 AM
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* looking for "side to side" button on bidet...no go
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TigerNet Icon [148540]
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You could actually be even more efficient by using the School Essay Method
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Mar 14, 2025, 12:09 PM
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and taking those 6-8 squares down to 3-4 squares by using the front and back of each square.
I mean...you DO want to help save the planet, right?
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Heisman Winner [82208]
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I hvae been owning environmentalists for years
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Mar 14, 2025, 1:05 PM
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by claiming if they "love the environment" to use both sides of the TP.
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TigerNet Immortal [174107]
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Jokes on you
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Mar 14, 2025, 1:09 PM
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We don’t use TP
Pine cones are for more than patching holes in walls you know
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All-TigerNet [5909]
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Re: Jokes on you
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Mar 14, 2025, 2:25 PM
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Or just use hand ✋️
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Re: Side to side. Hear me out...
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Mar 14, 2025, 12:13 PM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [109636]
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I'm under doctor's orders to wipe back to front.
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Mar 14, 2025, 1:02 PM
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bekawze Pilonidal cyst. Used to wipe front to back, and would prefer that, but....well, after 2 surgeries, I'm listening to the doc on this one.
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All-TigerNet [5909]
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Re: I'm under doctor's orders to wipe back to front.
Mar 14, 2025, 1:26 PM
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Dude those cysts are a literal pain in da ####. Daughter Pabst had one as a teen, needed surgery too.
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Orange Elite [5437]
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I guess I got a really good surgeon - I had an infected pilonidal cyst when
Mar 14, 2025, 1:54 PM
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I graduated Clemson, and had to have surgery. In fact, I was going to go into the Navy after Clemson and be a Goose, but the infected cyst flunked my physical at Fort Jackson - could have been retired by now (or dead)...
Anyway, got the cyst removed and never have had another problem, even after sitting for most of my office career and wiping front to back...
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [109636]
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Surgeon said mine was one of the worst he'd ever seen.***
Mar 14, 2025, 2:12 PM
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Orange Immortal [66160]
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Pigs?***
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Mar 14, 2025, 2:39 PM
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Campus Hero [13808]
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The pinch is where its at.
Mar 14, 2025, 1:58 PM
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Back and front simultaneous. It’s the height of nether region cleanliness.
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Re: Side to side. Hear me out...
Mar 14, 2025, 1:59 PM
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I am not trying to conserve TP. I just want to be as clean as possible.
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If you can wipe side to side...
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Mar 14, 2025, 1:59 PM
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I suspect you don't have much to take off. If you did, you'd just be spreading the goo from the hole to the inner ass-cheek. Have you noticed any weird itching of stickiness?
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Tiger Titan [45185]
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"Side to side? Haha. Peasant. I have a bidet and
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Mar 14, 2025, 2:26 PM
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still shiz my pants." - 19B.
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Orange Immortal [66160]
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I do it using only one square.
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Mar 14, 2025, 2:37 PM
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Tear off one square, then tear a corner off of that and set it aside. Use the big piece to wipe, then use the corner to clean out from under your fingernails.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [103213]
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My first though was asian women.
Mar 14, 2025, 6:41 PM
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I've never considered side to side, that must be for fat people.
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