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UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 10:46 AM
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The argyle and soft, pastel blue Strikes fear in the heart of a few Small basketball schools, But football?? You fools Got nothin’ but losin’ to do.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 10:58 AM
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I love that Mack Brown has returned - Those last couple coaches had earned So little respect. Let’s help reconnect To times past, when still, y’all got burned.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 10:58 AM
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That tar stuff you have on your heels? Our boots might show similar deals When, Saturday night, We show up to fight And stomp you for Playoff appeals...
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 12:02 PM
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All the pundits say Mack is Back And has the Heels on the right track After App St this week Its all tongue and cheek I guess they were all smoking crack
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finally get a shot at the Cheaters
Sep 23, 2019, 1:52 PM
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2 weeks ago they're world beaters Beating the cacks Worthiness it lacks The Tigers are armed with de-cleaters.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 1:59 PM
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Pg. 1
UNC's football...
Ctrl. C
Pg. 2. Ctrl. V
Pg. 3
Alt F4
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The End
Submitted for graduation at the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 3:00 PM
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Get ready you fighting Mack Browns You will shortly be run out of your own town Trevor will be chucking Travis will be trucking And your world will be flipped upside down
Go Tigers!!!
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 5:54 PM
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Those classes y’all made up weren’t true. You cheaters now need some way new To hang with your foes. We’re gonna expose Your game plan - it’s make-believe, too.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 6:32 PM
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You’ll cower behind the ram mascot. You’ll beg for what grace Dabo has-got. You’ll quiver and quake, And that will sure make You dribble bearnaise on your ascot.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 10:00 PM
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Your argyle is cute - no one told ya? A bill of ghey goods someone sold ya! It garners an air Of “see if I care” When teams leaving Kenan have rolled ya...
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 10:19 PM
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Our Tigers will roll into Chapel Hill Looking for another victim to kill They ain't world beaters Just documented cheaters Soon Mac Brown will be feeling ill!
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 23, 2019, 10:28 PM
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Those Heels in blue want the Tigers, they say And they'll get their chance come Saturday That's too bad They'll soon be sad The UNCheaters hang their heads and walk away!
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2019, 7:15 AM
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With Swofford protecting your tail, You clowns have been able to sail Through such violations And would-be probations. We’ll revel in watching you fail.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2019, 7:57 AM
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UNC sucks UNC always sucks They say he’s back But it’s just Mack They should have offered more bucks
LOL - I'm a dang Math guy. I have no clue how to do these things and failed miserably in English classes.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2019, 8:03 AM
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Ha - +1 for a humble effort nonetheless!
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2019, 12:42 PM
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Y'all wanna preemptively yield? The outcome is basic'lly sealed - Big winners we'll be, And we're gonna see A ram take a dump on the field.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2019, 5:11 PM
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Who was that embarrassment on Saturday's broadcast? When I heard those comments, I was aghast! "SEC type player", he said What was going through his head? No place for that crap, on an ACC sportscast!
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2019, 6:16 PM
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They love drinking hype-Koolaid, Sam. These SEC-philes love to slam A team for its league, Which begs some intrigue Since we down their throats our boots cram...
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 24, 2019, 6:40 PM
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We all know our basketball hasn't won in Chapel Hill Now I find out, Dabo has nearly the same deal! That will soon change And it won't seem strange We'll run them ragged, till they have no Heels
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Roses are red
Sep 24, 2019, 6:43 PM
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UNC is blue.
That and they suck.
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Re: Roses are red
Sep 24, 2019, 9:45 PM
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Wolfpack are red, UNCheat are blue, Screw those Heels, they haven't a clue Wear them out, Make 'em pout Another smackdown is long overdue!
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 25, 2019, 7:47 AM
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They say we are human - we bleed. Hey Heels – mark my words here and read My resolute lips: When you’re in the grips Of Tiger paws, blood flows indeed.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2019, 7:54 AM
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App State proved to be such a chore-a ‘Cuz, talent-wise, y’all need some more-a. Recruiting has tanked. This week, once you’re spanked, You’ll wanna choke Larry Fedora.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 26, 2019, 6:03 PM
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With tufted-back stadium chairs And crisp, tasteful vests in gauche layers, The fans who consent Attend this event To talk about basketball players.
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Roses are Red and the Heels are Blue
Sep 26, 2019, 6:18 PM
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and they suck also...
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2019, 7:03 AM
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Due north, a goat cries in the distance. It’s only real means of subsistence Is hardcourt credentials. It has no potentials To offer defensive resistance.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2019, 8:02 AM
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“Meet Chapel Hill’s cream of the crop! Join us for a night of nonstop Malfeasance rehearsal! Learn logic reversal! Start cheating your way to the top!”
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2019, 11:30 AM
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Heels may be a cheatin', but they still won't win, Because we are going to smack them around again! They can't compete, Our win'll be sweet! Our Tigers leave Chapel Hill, wearing big ole grins!
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2019, 2:18 PM
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If you go to ol’ NCU, Try doing what local folks do: They don their berets And sing Lenin’s praise And argue o’er coffee beans, too.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2019, 7:51 PM
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Hey ‘Drechs, what wine do you fancy? The Heels say the red makes them antsy To go for the win, But I’ll take some gin When after the game we get dance-y!
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2019, 9:26 PM
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I’m partial to Malbec, myself. I keep a few brands on the shelf (I’m vascular savvy). The Heels, though, don’t have-y A Tiger-proof wine for their healf...
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2019, 9:49 PM
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It’s good that you watch your well-being; That nice peace of mind is quite freeing. The same won’t be true For ol’ baby blue... Our defense will have those guys peeing.
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Re: UNC WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 27, 2019, 9:45 PM
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You’ll find out the hard way this year That no ACC fans can cheer On conf’rence champ week Except us. We seek Some updated CFP gear...
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