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How many of you have a hot co-worker?
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I worked with a boss at another ball inflator factory that would only hire attractive ball inflators because he said it increases moral. I got three. Two direct reports and one that's a non-direct report.
One is 10 years my elder and batshit crazy. I mean the epitomy of don't stick your dink in crazy. Been married 3 or 4 times. One was for two months. Crazy. A lot of make-up but not bad looking.
One is my age. From the land of MauldinT. Known her for many years. Dated her friend back in the day. Pretty good looking and pretty down to earth. Her husband is a really good guy.
Then I have a non-direct report who is a few years older but her personality makes her attractive. She's very kind and would do anything to help people.
Anyways, don't get your money and your honey from the same pot, but we can appreciate the scenery.
And no I'm not going to do anything with anybody but my wife. Half of 0 is still 0.
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Well, I married a co-worker about 39 years ago
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not sure if it is gonna work out.
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PapaG playing with fire and made it
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I don't really want to say where I work, but my coworker
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is a SOLID 7.5/10. She is 17 (age of consent is 16, if you didn't know), so all is good. All of the men whose wife ignore them hit on her all the time. I get kind of jealous, but we aren't really together, so I try to ignore it.
So yeah, I work with a 7.5 and can't wait for her to hit 18, because you know, it's the right thing to do.
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I must have mist something
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Nov 13, 2025, 7:53 AM
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about that gift card?
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I'm a dummy
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I know of 1
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Nov 13, 2025, 7:55 AM
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but she works 6,948 miles away from me on an island in the middle of the Pacific.
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Re: I know of 1
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I thought Little Saint James Island was in the Caribbean***
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I had to google it***
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Me too
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Nov 13, 2025, 11:09 AM
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I knew it had a different name but I couldn't remember it.
#Topical
#Sorry
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A friend went to St Thomas last week.
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Nov 13, 2025, 12:07 PM
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Took pics of Epstein Island. They were anchored up about 1/2 mile away. He was showing me pics of the Temple.
I guess a storm a blew off the copper roof.
/CSB
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bro
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Nov 14, 2025, 10:20 AM
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i know these feels
or phils
not....phillips. just....ok, navvermind
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We had an office affair from 2019-2020. The guy involved
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was fired. He also got divorced from his wife (had some other issues and maybe another side piece).
The girl involved did not want her husband to find out about the affair. They are still married, have had 2 kids since this happened (3 kids total) and her husband still does not know that she had an affair and was the main reason the guy got fired and divorced.
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She is lucky
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Nov 13, 2025, 8:24 AM
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My cousin’s best friend was the married side piece
Looked like it was all going to work out the same way
Until wife sued side piece for alienation of affection and drug everyone into court. Coworkers, hotel clerks, pastor, etc. it was high drama
If you are going to commit shenanigans, make sure you are in a no fault state
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At first, I always thought I needed to tell her husband...
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Nov 13, 2025, 8:36 AM
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like it just felt like the right thing to do that he should know.
But then I'm like ehh, not getting involved. Still have no clue how he never found out. It's not a very big town and some mild social setting crossovers involved.
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Yeah I'm in the camp of how in the world was that kept quiet
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Nov 13, 2025, 9:04 AM
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especially in a small town.
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plot twist
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Nov 14, 2025, 12:10 AM
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he's got a side piece as well. He knows, but if he says anything, he blows his cover. Keeps the side and pretends it's all ok.
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not any more but.....
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first 2 places I worked out of school I dated the sec (admin asst) of the CEO/Director of the company.
They made the first move, not me, both of them. When I say move, I mean no question, no open to interpretation move. I was keenly aware of the highly potential destructive path this was. But hey, when the invitation is proffered, you gotta accept. Especially when both were upper 9/10s. And single.
It was big time playing with fire, but worth it. Both times I moved away to another city and that ended it.
No regerts. Good memories.
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You were also young and just starting out. I think that makes it easier
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Nov 13, 2025, 9:05 AM
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to bone the boss
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I do
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His name is Earl ...
He's like a mixture of John Stamos and Ryan Reynolds.
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Hey Crabman***
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Re: Hey Crabman***
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Yes. It did not end well.
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I was in a leadership position, so I should have known better. She was a little older, but aged very well and we often worked closely together. We just "clicked." Shared interests. Shared values. And, she was going through a rough separation with her husband, so we trauma bonded. It started as a "work wife" situation, and our respective spouses knew of this relationship but because we were both married and spent so much time at work, they understood. Over time, it developed, as these things do. Playful banter turned into playful touches. Playful touches turned into more charged, lingering physical contact. Finally, one late night meeting after a stressful day, we made out for the first time. I know we should have stopped there, especially given her role in the company, but like I said, she was separated so there was nothing holding her back, and I was weak.
One night we decided went out with a few friends from work to hear some live music. The friends understood and knew about our relationship, so it was a safe space. We started dancing and having fun, and when a slow song came on, I grabbed her from behind to hold her. It was "our song." I know I know...
Then then next thing I know, we're on the jumbotron. We were caught like a deer in headlights, and I guess we acted very suspiciously because someone in the audience was filming it with their camera, and we went "viral."
I got fired. Then my wife left me. Me and the co-worker split because of the pressure.
I now am lonely and j-off into my ex-wife's sock.
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Re: Yes. It did not end well.
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I worked in TV for 6 years
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So, um, yeah
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Four
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only one female though and she is fixed. Her baby daddy works with me too, and their son. The fourth one is young, but he is super cute except when he digs in the mud or eats things he shouldn't.
As for the office, I am in Engineering, have never really worked with a hottie except a couple Public Relations people in Charlotte, they were OK.
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Pigs of the hot co-workers.
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Nov 13, 2025, 12:15 PM
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I am slightly depressed because it is just not the right time for me to get more hot co-workers.
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Pigs attached
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for you sick funqs
Good luck turning your heads
Pic #1 is Breck - 4 year old from only litter we ever had, been with that dog since day 1
Pic #2 is Sunny - He is 11 months old and although he looks cute, he is a little shit and makes me question having dogs sometimes. He is also my favorite dog ever.
Pic #3 is the whole crew. Breck in back, Hank to the left, Sunny to the right, and Belle standing in the middle because she is too stupid to sit on command.
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THe absolute bestest... ever...
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That was how Doug was... so sweet... so stubborn. Prolly my favorite.
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We've been over this million times....
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Shot landscape, not portrait. Geez.
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What is it with white people and grayish flooring?***
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Most people don't like dirt floors***
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6 out of 7 houses we looked at had this same LVP flooring. It holds up to
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dog's better than my old hardwoods did, but it does get blemishes that seemingly cannot be removed. I should probably replace a couple pieces but I have no clue how to do so.
This flooring is EVERYWHERE
And it doesn't show dirt too easy, it does show LOTS of Golden Retriever hair though.
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I work in marketing.
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One of my criteria for hiring a woman is that she has to either be a genius or a hottie. No in betweeners.
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The first law-firm where I worked had a lot of attractive co-workers
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First, they didn't hire ugly paralegals. Or ugly receptionists. Or ugly female runners.
So it was kind of full of hot women. So their were a lot of affairs. One associate who was drinking too much started having an affair with the receptionist. For some reason he liked to discuss it with me and eventually I was like brother I know your wife and she's a very cute young woman and I think she's a great person, why the hell are you bragging to me about being a ####?
But when his wife said someone at the office told her about his affair, he confronted me about it. I blew up but ultimately what I said was, "Everyone if this office knows you're sport ####### the receptionist. The whole office has seen you at the front desk with a hard-on when you talk to her and we all watched you dirty dance with the hot young runner at last year's Christmas party, and so did your wife."
Speaking of the runner, she eventually was fired when one of the partner's wives dropped in one day and noticed she wasn't wearing a bra and she coupled the beefy hangers with a mini-skirt and flirted constantly with the lawyers. I'm pretty sure she was looking to set up a sexual harassment claim.
There are many other examples, but the worst one was a cute, but not super hot paralegal who was married, but in any conversation would bring up what a pain in the ### her husband's brain tumor was, because he would randomly bleed on her satin pillows and how he can't satisfy her as a woman. We'll call her Slutty Redhead. Somehow she managed to get her hooks into one of the partners and ruin his marriage. Years later, I was having a conversation with another lawyer about crazy #### that happens in a law firm, and she mentioned a receptionist who she was convinced had screwed every male at the law firm she clerked at, and probably some of the women. I asked if her name was Slutty Redhead and sure enough...
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Tmale me the name
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Asking for BigDaddy®
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I doubt she's still alive...
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She was drinking so much the last time I saw her that she was standing with her legs about three feet apart leaned over to her left side at about a 75 degree angle. Later I heard that after the lawyer dumped her she got pregnant by some random dude and the baby ended up with pretty severe fetal alcohol syndrome. I think she might have died.
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I wish I knew, man. I wish I knew.
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/Checks mirrror/ I do***
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Re: /Checks mirrror/ I do***
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I worked at Blackbaud for a minute
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That place is an operating HR violation.
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A buddy from law school clerked at a very large firm that will remain unnamed...
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But he got back from his summer clerkship after second year and we were talking about how it went and the first thing he said was, Ford man, you wouldn't believe the women who work there. They are all wearing cocktail dresses practically to work and either trying to find a husband or get sexually harassed. But they are HOT!"
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