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What you've ALL been waiting for...Dad Joke Friday!
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What you've ALL been waiting for...Dad Joke Friday!

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Feb 7, 2025, 6:16 AM
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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Depresso. (Groan... :( )


I asked my wife if I was the only one she slept with. She said, "Yes. The others were 7's and 8's."

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Feb 7, 2025, 6:31 AM
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What is green, slimy, and smells like pork?
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Kermit's finger.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


Re: What you've ALL been waiting for...Dad Joke Friday!

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Feb 7, 2025, 6:38 AM
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But he tastes like chicken.

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Feb 7, 2025, 6:59 AM
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the tug abides


Ode to Kermie - What shoes do frogs wear? Open toad.

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Feb 7, 2025, 7:17 AM
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It's Frog Friday

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.

Why did the frog go to the hospital? He needed a hopperation.

What do frogs like to wear? Jumpsuits.

What frog has horns? A bullfrog.

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Why did the frog take the Bus to work today?

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Feb 7, 2025, 2:54 PM
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His car got TOAD away!!!

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Feb 7, 2025, 7:34 AM
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How does a blacksmith send a letter?

In an anvil-ope.

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Feb 7, 2025, 8:27 AM
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My wife said there were just two things she didn’t like about me…
#1. I don’t listen and #2. I don’t know…I wasn’t listening!

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Win, lose or draw . . . I'm a Tiger fan forevermore!

Hurricane Duane


lol, +1***

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Feb 7, 2025, 9:20 AM
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Feb 7, 2025, 9:26 AM
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If you get attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.

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What is a fake Spaghetti called?

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Feb 7, 2025, 2:51 PM
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An Impasta!!!!

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