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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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What is the worst part of your job?
Jul 30, 2014, 1:58 PM
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Mine has to be doing these salary survey things. There is an extreme lack of universal job titles and the like make it just awful.
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Rock Defender [53]
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Posting on the Jounge all day.***
Jul 30, 2014, 1:59 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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No raise or bonuses in at least half a decade.***
Jul 30, 2014, 1:59 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Sorry, besides the small xmas bonus at xmas.
Jul 30, 2014, 2:00 PM
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less than a G.
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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5 Years worth, maybe you should jump ship.***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:00 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Would probably be looking a complete career change,
Jul 30, 2014, 2:02 PM
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and would likely require getting a PMP.
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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I'll be your pimp. No worries there.***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:02 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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...I'm not saying "no"***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:02 PM
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All-In [27403]
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Probably just the work.***
Jul 30, 2014, 1:59 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Have you tried using more hand and less mouth?***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:02 PM
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All-In [27403]
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I only have two hands, bruh!***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:03 PM
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All-In [40656]
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Having to walk upstairs to shít
Jul 30, 2014, 2:00 PM
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Which I am going to do right now.
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Rock Defender [53]
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The fact that I cannot retire***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:01 PM
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Hall of Famer [21579]
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Re: What is the worst part of your job?
Jul 30, 2014, 2:03 PM
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That my boss is a man that acts like a woman and has to micro-manage everyone.
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: the annual raises and two bonuses I get each year***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:03 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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#thestruggleisreal***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:03 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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Hall of Famer [22718]
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Re: probably the insurance
Jul 30, 2014, 2:09 PM
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its like $250/mos for me and kids, 0 copay for doc visit, 10% copay for specialist, $4 copay for generics and the doc's are in house
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All-In [45047]
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Having ##### with all these rich ladies.
Jul 30, 2014, 2:04 PM
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The life of a gigolo ain't all I had hoped for!
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Oculus Spirit [93673]
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Stupid ### people who buy expensive devices for children...
Jul 30, 2014, 2:07 PM
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then whine when the break the screens or tear the gatdam charging ports out. I'm not running a gatdam Walmart here people, I can't return physically damaged devices to my suppliers.
Oh yeah, you summbiches who cruse at the speed limit in the fast lane should be shot, then hung, then raped then burnt at the stake.
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Heisman Winner [135616]
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HEY NOW....calm down.
Jul 30, 2014, 2:09 PM
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There are LOTS of people that should shot, then hung, then raped then burnt at the stake.
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Oculus Spirit [93673]
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Aero for starting this?***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:24 PM
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Heisman Winner [135616]
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I'm afraid aero is on the front lines when it comes to
Jul 30, 2014, 2:39 PM
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people that should shot, then hung, then raped then burnt at the stake for ANY reason.
And I respect that.
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All-In [26968]
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The parts where I don't read the Lunge.***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:07 PM
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Heisman Winner [135954]
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Having to hang around the office
Jul 30, 2014, 2:13 PM
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Without much to do on days we don't have anything booked
Wish the boss would just say hey, you don't have much going on today, why don't you just go home.
Good thing I bring in 4x my salary or I'd be worried about my job.
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Confrontation.
Jul 30, 2014, 2:14 PM
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Over shizz I don't give a worldly care about.
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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The commute to Charlotte and the Micro-Managing bossman
Jul 30, 2014, 2:16 PM
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But the recent promotion and raise were a nice change.
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Heisman Winner [135616]
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Do you still have to share the rolling mop bucket with your
Jul 30, 2014, 2:40 PM
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underlings?
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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no, got my own. Brand new, no scratch marks or anything and
Jul 30, 2014, 2:56 PM
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the squeeze handle still has the original grip, which is nice.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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As part of your promotion, do you get to just clean
Jul 30, 2014, 3:03 PM
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the women's restroom?
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CU Medallion [60234]
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filing paperwork
Jul 30, 2014, 2:21 PM
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ugh.
I was led to believe that we would be a paperless society by now.
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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I would hate to see what offices were like in the 80's if
Jul 30, 2014, 2:47 PM
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what we have now is less paper.
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All-TigerNet [12851]
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listening to my hr asst b!ch about salary surveys
Jul 30, 2014, 2:25 PM
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and job injury surveys
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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too many people report to me***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:26 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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^^^Just promoted to manager at McDs, head still swole***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:28 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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dude, just let me do my thing at the drive-up window
Jul 30, 2014, 2:37 PM
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I don't need this headache
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Oculus Spirit [75725]
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For SRS, this is me half the time at the pizza joint.
Jul 30, 2014, 2:49 PM
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I want no real power, just want to be the guy that knows how to get stuff done. Other nights, when the kids aren't doing right, I want power to suspend without pay.
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All-In [47845]
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TPS reports***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:41 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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What's this about your TPS cover sheet problems?***
Jul 30, 2014, 2:48 PM
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Ummm, yeahhh. I'm just gonna go ahead and shoot you..
Jul 30, 2014, 2:54 PM
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another copy of that memo I sent out about the TPS reports covers..
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Rock Defender [53]
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Constant erections.
Jul 30, 2014, 2:48 PM
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wait, wut?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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You're a urologist?***
Jul 30, 2014, 3:03 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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Gyno.***
Jul 30, 2014, 3:50 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97734]
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Asking a grieving widow if her recently deceased husband
Jul 30, 2014, 3:38 PM
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had any illegitimate children.
Yep. That would be it.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Did he?***
Jul 30, 2014, 3:41 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97734]
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Oh....it gets better
Jul 30, 2014, 5:06 PM
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Woman dies, leaves a husband behind. She was married previously. Need that divorce decree for current husband to get benefits. Can't find woman's old divorce decree in any county. So I track down the "ex" husband. His new wife answers. Says I have the wrong guy because HER husband was never married before. I get a call back from an angry woman 30 minutes later who tells me I have the right guy. Come to find out, they were never divorced, and the guy never mentioned his "ex" to his new wife. Current husband is pi$$ed because he gets nothing. Ex husband's new wife pissed because they have never been legally married. Kids are pissed because old husband gets benefits. Current husband was separated from the woman for more than a year, so he gets nothing and kids thought they would take. Old husband's new wife pi$$ed because she can't take half the guy's money when he's paid and she invariably insists on a divorce.
****sigh****
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Rock Defender [53]
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Re: Pigs of the newly single ladies' here hair?******
Jul 30, 2014, 3:50 PM
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Rock Defender [53]
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No, no. Wrong thread. Please follow the rules.
Jul 30, 2014, 3:51 PM
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hair pigs here was on a thread there.
This thread here calls for no hair here nor there.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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#brazillian threads***
Jul 30, 2014, 3:57 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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By far, paper work. And dealing with traffic.***
Jul 30, 2014, 3:44 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Most overrated band of all time.***
Jul 30, 2014, 3:58 PM
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All-In [47750]
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The management
Jul 30, 2014, 3:46 PM
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Wait, I'm self employed....
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All-In [38514]
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Lack of #####.***
Jul 30, 2014, 3:50 PM
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All-Conference [410]
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Re: What is the worst part of your job?
Jul 31, 2014, 6:59 AM
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The jump past light-speed.
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All-TigerNet [11019]
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The fact I know I can quit and not have to work again
Jul 31, 2014, 8:30 AM
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in two years, once stock options finish vesting. Until then, I'm stuck here, no matter how bored I get, and I'll lose out if I leave the company for any reason.
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