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Uh oh...Dad Joke...on a Hump Day. Could be trouble...
May 7, 2025, 7:57 AM
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In the 'gray zone'! 
I accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles...now experiencing vowel movements.
The next bathroom trip could spell disaster!
Closing, with a gift from the heart! 
A travel agent noticed an elderly couple staring longingly at some dream vacation poasters in his window.
He'd had an exceptional week and was in a giving mood...and they were a sweet-looking pair.
Rushing outside, we welcomed them in and said, "Listen...I know travel isn't easy on a pension, but I want to treat you both to a luxury vacation...my treat...no strings attached...just say yes."
Shocked and thrilled, they accepted...and he had his assistant book two flights and a room at a beautiful 5-star resort.
About a month lady, the little old lady stopped by, smiling. "How was the trip?", the agent asked.
Oh, simply lovely...wonderful flight and the hotel was like living a dream!", she gushed. "I came to say thank you, but do have one question."
Eyebrow raised, the agent said, "Sure...what is that?"
Leaning in, she whispered, "Who was that old man I had to share the room with?"
Hump happily, Tiger Nation!
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May 7, 2025, 8:00 AM
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Where do fruits go on vacation? Pear-is! :0)
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lmao***
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May 7, 2025, 8:09 AM
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May 7, 2025, 8:13 AM
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Good uns!!
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May 7, 2025, 8:13 AM
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"A couple of whales are swimming off the coast when they notice a whaling ship. The first whale recognizes it as the same ship that harpooned his father many years earlier." The first whale says to the second, 'Let's both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time. It should cause the ship to turn over and sink!" They try it, and sure enough, the ship turns over and starts to sink. Soon, however, the ship's sailors jump overboard and swim toward the safety of shore. The first whale is enraged that the sailors might get away, so he tells the second whale, 'Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore.' At this point, though, the second whale is reluctant to follow." 'Look,' the second whale says, 'I went along with the blow job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen.'"
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Ash Gray!
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May 7, 2025, 8:16 AM
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May 7, 2025, 8:29 AM
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I keep hearing about all of these companies closing.
I just found out today that Oragami airlines have folded!
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What do you get hanging from apple trees? Sore arms.
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May 7, 2025, 8:33 AM
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If you want a job in the moisturizer industry, the best advice I can give is to apply daily.
A guy told me today he didn't know what cloning is. I told him "that makes two of us".
Did you hear about the wandering nun? She was a Roman Catholic.
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May 7, 2025, 9:28 AM
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Very nice BigAl31®!
Way to show out today!!
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Re: Uh oh...Dad Joke...on a Hump Day. Could be trouble...
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May 7, 2025, 11:47 AM
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A 3 foot, 3 inch tall man knocked at my door this morning. I said: "Who are you?" He said: "I'm the meter man".
PEOPLE WHO TAKE NAPS ARE THE REAL HEROES. IT TAKES A LOT OF COURAGE TO WAKE UP TWICE IN ONE DAY.
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There are days you folks leave me speechless!
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May 7, 2025, 12:40 PM
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I wouldn't have it any other way!
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May 7, 2025, 12:55 PM
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I was recently told that I should always treat my wife like we are on our first date. So, tonight after dinner I’m dropping her off at her parents house.
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I saw that...
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May 7, 2025, 8:40 PM
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Maybe we're taxing the servers. At least it's not a TD counter!
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It bruised my
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May 8, 2025, 4:19 PM
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Ego...almost. Just almost!
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My money's on the
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May 8, 2025, 7:51 PM
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Meter man!
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