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UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 26, 2024, 6:22 AM
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They’re snatching their boys outta jails
And paying to cover their tails.
Despite their investment,
We’ll serve some depressment
This week as their prison raid fails.
SPOT THE BALL.
TIGERS 31 DOGGIES 24
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Aug 26, 2024, 6:28 AM
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There once was a team in Athens
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BEAT GEORGIA !!
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 26, 2024, 6:34 AM
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“Coach Kirby, your players look leaner!”
“Our team Doc has made us eat greener
And Strength & Conditioning
Has helped in partitioning
More time to let Dawgs lick their [frankfurter].”
#dawgsgonnadawg
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Letterman [169]
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Aug 26, 2024, 6:57 AM
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The Dawgs are ranked number one
Talking heads say the Tigers are done
But Finebaum's a hack
And the ROY bus is back
And Saturday is sure to be fun!
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Aug 26, 2024, 7:09 AM
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Five lines
One
For
Each
Day left (5)
Pound the puppies!
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CU Medallion [18218]
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 26, 2024, 7:15 AM
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When UGA fans have the sads
As Dabo kicks them in the nads,
We’ll all have the pleasure,
In bountiful measure,
Of watching adults cry in pads.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 26, 2024, 7:20 AM
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Reporters - you’ll have to be tough.
Your gameday assignments and stuff
Might mean that you speak
Near Kirby Smart’s cheek -
The Dawg breath on that one is rough.
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Aug 26, 2024, 8:35 AM
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There once was a team full of greed
Whose players all asked for that seed
It lead to a result oh so curious
That they live like the fast and furious
But still only a few of em can read.
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Aug 26, 2024, 12:47 PM
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Atlanta’s their home turf, alright,
But this coming Saturday night,
Debaucherous Dawgs
Slink home to their grogs -
Our Tigers come ready to fight.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
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Aug 26, 2024, 7:32 PM
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Let’s talk about SEC speed,
A trait for which Dawgs of their breed
Are fairly well known.
To make it home-grown,
They mix reckless driving with greed.
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 27, 2024, 8:10 PM
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The Bulldogs are quite brachyfacial,
Which skeletally causes spatial
Restriction of airway.
When Cade raids the air, they
Get winded. Their D is disgracial.
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Aug 30, 2024, 7:14 AM
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No need for intrepid reporters -
Within the Benz gridiron borders
We’ll watch Dawgs get whipped,
Their ranking get stripped,
Then scoot home and drag their hind quarters.
Print it, Constitution-Journal.
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HAIKU > LIMERICKS***
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Aug 30, 2024, 7:18 AM
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Re: HAIKU > LIMERICKS***
Aug 30, 2024, 9:23 AM
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A haiku cuts down on some chatter,
But brevity tends to be sadder
And wanting of wit.
A few are legit,
But, as we all know, size does matter.
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Aug 30, 2024, 2:08 PM
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Aren’t Bulldogs extremely inbred?
Their breeders put them “in the bed”
With mothers and sisters
And find no resisters.
No wonder they’re sick in the head.
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Aug 30, 2024, 4:52 PM
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They’ll shell out a right pretty penny,
But since they don’t graduate many,
Their player investment
(And likely arrestment)
Has pretty low ethics, if any.
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Uga dispatched in a afterNooner
Aug 30, 2024, 6:46 PM
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Atlanta highway will be a scene of
Red and black disaster mitigation
Fresh from lesson of Dabo’s resurrection
Orange and White Devastation
K9 mutilation unadulterated frustration
at the roars from our Tiger Nation !
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Re: UGA WEEK LIMERICKS
Aug 31, 2024, 7:58 AM
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Our victory won’t be from glitches -
We’ve planned all your bruises and stitches.
Tell Kirbs and his lackies
We’re comin’ to smack these
Athenian sires and their [female breeding companions].
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