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Tuesday's 'Not Really a' Dad Joke
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Mar 4, 2025, 6:53 AM
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Jedi Kermit® doesn't care anyway...nor, apparently do I! 
A highway patrolman pulled a little old lady for going 10 mph on the highway. As he walked to the car he noticed three other elderly passengers looking quite frightened.
He leaned down to her window, noticing she was calm as could be. "Do you know why I pulled you over, Ma'am?" "No, I do not", she sweetly replied.
"You were going 10 mph on the highway...that's a serious hazard for other drivers." He couldn't help but glance at the three terrified passengers. The old lady pointed at the nearby sign..."Isn't the speed limit 10?"
The officer looked at the sign and laughed. "Ma'am, that sign tells you which highway you're on...Interstate 10." She burst out in a fit of giggles, "Oh, I'm so sorry!"
Deciding it was an honest mistake, he was going to let her go. Still, curiosity got the better of him. "May I ask why your passengers are so scared?"
She laughed again..."Probably because I just got of I-95!"
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Paw Master [17417]
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Don't ever think that you're completely useless!
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Mar 4, 2025, 7:03 AM
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You can always be used as a bad example!!
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Re: Tuesday's 'Not Really a' Dad Joke
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Mar 4, 2025, 7:12 AM
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How do you know when your clock is still hungry? It goes back four seconds! :0)
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Ultimate Tiger [33808]
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The magician was driving down the street and turned into a parking lot.
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Mar 4, 2025, 7:22 AM
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Shopping centers are boring because if you've seen one, you've seen the mall.
Getting paid to sleep would be my dream job.
I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.
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Re: Tuesday's 'Not Really a' Dad Joke
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Re: Tuesday's 'Not Really a' Dad Joke
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Mar 4, 2025, 8:20 AM
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'Old' is when...
...your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"
...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.
...a pretty lady catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door nearest your car.
...you remember when the Dead Sea was only sick.
...you don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.
...when it takes longer to rest than to get tired.
...when you are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.
..."getting a little action" means I don't need to take any fiber today.
..."getting lucky" means you find your car in the parking lot.
... an "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
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All-TigerNet [5820]
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I can't remember the last time I had ...
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Mar 4, 2025, 2:46 PM
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...an all-nighter.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100951]
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lol***
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Re: Tuesday's 'Not Really a' Dad Joke
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Mar 4, 2025, 8:25 AM
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"Knock, knock"
"Who's there?"
"Ah"
"Ah who?"
"Werewolves of London"
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Paw Master [17025]
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Mar 4, 2025, 8:29 AM
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There once was a man from Trent…
Oh wait! I don’t want the ban hammer!
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All-In [10774]
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Re: Tuesday's 'Not Really a' Dad Joke
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Mar 4, 2025, 8:58 AM
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I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet, so I said Hey buddy, you got any shoes you aren't using.
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Re: Tuesday's 'Not Really a' Dad Joke
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Mar 4, 2025, 9:08 AM
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Classic Steven Wright!
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