My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

COLLEGE: A three-year starter at strong safety for Clemson, finished his career with 234 tackles and 11 interceptions.

"Dabo doesn't want to use the portal. We should just stop saying that he does". ~ Judge Keller

"Stalwart universities—Harvard, Princeton, Yale—most certainly offer status. The Citadel offers character. "

"My body stunk but I kept my funk"- 'Every Picture Tells A Story, Don't It'