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Sunday 'Dad Joke' effort...
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Sunday 'Dad Joke' effort...

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Mar 23, 2025, 8:20 AM
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Last night my neighbor came home drunk and banged on his own door for five minutes. Problem is, he lives alone...So I went outside and told him he wasn't there...and he left.


I got banned from Weight Watchers because I dropped a bag of M&Ms on the floor. It was the best game of Hungry Hungry Hippos I've ever seen!


Go Tigers! Beat the 'Cuse...whip Wake...in the words of Skeeta56®, "Crisp and straight", Jacob and Lucas!

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Mar 23, 2025, 8:30 AM
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Why couldn’t the lizard get a girlfriend?
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Why did the fish blush?
It saw the ocean’s bottom.

Why are men like popcorn?
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

What kind of bees produce milk?
Boo-bees.

What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'?
About three inches.

What holds your buns firmly and makes them look round and pretty?
A hair tie.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


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Mar 23, 2025, 9:09 AM
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What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny.

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Dad jokes is how eye roll.

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Mar 23, 2025, 10:34 AM
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Why did the elephant paint its toenails red? So it could hide in the strawberry patch!

Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well and needed a banandage!

What do you call a peanut in outer space? An astronut.

Why was the math book so sad? Because it had too many problems.

Agreed! Let’s win the rubber match with Wake today and crush the orange! Go Tigers!

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Mar 23, 2025, 11:07 AM
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Wife: "You don't buy me flowers anymore."
Husband: "I'm just waiting for the funeral."

Husband: "How do you like your coffee?"
Wife: "Alone."

An 80 year old lady was arrested for shoplifting. The judge asked "What did you steal?" She replied "A can of peaches." The judge then asked "How many peaches were in the can?" She said "six." The judge said "I'll give you six days in jail." Before the judge could pronounce the punishment, the husband spoke up and said "She also stole a can of peas."


True story:
In 1887, a group of men added a woman named Susanna Salter to the mayoral ballot in Argonia, Kansas as a joke to humiliate women and discourage them from participation in politics. Instead, she won over 60% of the vote and became America's first female mayor. She's a very interesting story if you google her.

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I know that story...

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Mar 23, 2025, 11:13 AM
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It's my name...gotta know the history! And then, there's the scales from England, too! ;)

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