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STANFORD WEEK LIMERICKS
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STANFORD WEEK LIMERICKS

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Sep 23, 2024, 7:53 AM

When soy-eatin’ liberal nerds
Arrive at Death Valley in herds,
They’ll find very quickly
A fear that proves prickly,
With all those flax seeds in their turds…

WELCOME TO BIG BOY BALL, CALI GIRLS.

TIGERS 40 CARTOON TREE 17

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Sep 23, 2024, 9:09 AM

There once was a group come from Cali,
Who decided to come test "The Valley",
They would soon come to find,
When they fell way behind,
That this day was not meant for a rally!!

45-13 Good Guys!! Gooooo Tigers!!!

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Sep 23, 2024, 9:22 AM

In comes Stanford and their tree
To be welcomed to the ACC
They’ll learn this ain’t like the dome
When they go limping home
But at least we’ll do their laundry for free.

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Sep 23, 2024, 9:33 AM

They have a serious case of mascot confusion
and will come to town with the delusion
that they can compete
but they are only replete
with wussy victims of lefty indoctrination

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Re: STANFORD WEEK LIMERICKS

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Sep 23, 2024, 9:38 AM

Your mascot is quite odd to see,
Some "Goon" is dressed up like a tree,
And, if it's all just the same,
Right after the game,
It's a great place for K9's to pee!!

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Sep 23, 2024, 10:24 AM

Stanford comes out to the Valley
Tryin' to act not so "Sally"
They'll see all to soon
by the light of the moon
How the Sally's have no cause to Rally.

Clemson 52 Trees O' the West 7

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Sep 23, 2024, 11:42 AM

The team we are slated to host?
They like avocados on toast,
Grown men with long hair,
And weed ev’rywhere.
“Atlantic?” Stick to your own coast…

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Sep 25, 2024, 8:04 AM

“The Card’nal”? Why not make it plural?
Us Clemson folks might still be rural,
But even we see
Mascot fallacy.
Your cartoon tree’s so intramural.

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