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Saturday...'Dad Jokes' on a slow day...
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Jun 28, 2025, 9:25 AM
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Let's see what we can cook up today...or simply roll our eyes!
I learned that the average adult drops 80-90 curse words a day.
I also learned I'm above average at something! (In fairness, I mumble a lot...and abbreviate, so...)
My wife just turned to me and said, "I was talking to you and you yawned six times...am I boring you?"
"Those were not yawns", I replied. "Those were six unsuccessful attempts to speak."
Susan, on my friend's list posted, "Going to the dentist...I really hate having things put in my mouth."
I replied, "That's probably why your husband left, Susan."
Currently unfriended and blocked by Susan.  Yea!
Have a fun Saturday, Tiger Nation! Stay cool!
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Re: Saturday...'Dad Jokes' on a slow day...
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Jun 28, 2025, 9:26 AM
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lol***
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Jun 28, 2025, 9:41 AM
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90 degrees is pretty hot for most people.
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Jun 28, 2025, 9:43 AM
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But for mathematicians, it’s just right!
~JKB
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Got bad news from my barber. He said he cant cut my hair any longer
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Jun 28, 2025, 9:48 AM
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Only shorter.
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A radiator shop is a great place to take a leak
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Jun 28, 2025, 9:59 AM
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Where there's a will, there's a way. That's because Will works in road construction.
A will really is just a dead giveaway.
I bought a first aid kit. Thought I'd treat myself.
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Re: Saturday...'Dad Jokes' on a slow day...
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Jun 28, 2025, 10:30 AM
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I just got my doctor's test results and I'm really upset about it. Turns out, I'm not gonna be a Doctor.
I have many jokes about unemployed people—sadly, none of them work.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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Re: Saturday...'Dad Jokes' on a slow day...
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Jun 28, 2025, 6:07 PM
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Two men were sitting beside each other at a pub in Ireland. One looks at he other and says, “ If you don’t’t mind my saying so, you sound like you’re from Ireland.”
The other fellow says, “ Well, Begora, I am mate.” The first bloke asks where,the other fellow is from in Ireland, and he replied, “ Dublin.”
The man claps him on the back and says, “ And might I ask where you lived in Dublin?”
The fellow said that he lived in a small, beautiful village on McCleary Street.”
The first man knocked his chair over when he jumped up and said, “God is really smiling on us tonight for us both to be at this pub on this night because that’s where I lived, too!”
“Well, if I might ask, what year did you graduate from the village school.”
“ Not at all,” he replied. I graduated in 1964.”
The two began to dance around hugging each other as the man said, he, too, had graduated in’64.
The waitress walked to the bar and asked the bartender what was going on. He said, “It’s gonna be a long night. The Murphy twins are drunk again.”
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Jun 28, 2025, 8:56 PM
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What do you call a wreath made out of $100 bills?
Aretha Franklins
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