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Ring of Honor [21883]
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Over the Hump 'Dad Joke(s)'...
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I asked my mom if she can pick me up because I don't like this sleepover. She said, 'No! You're 47 and that's your wife and kids!"
How can a baby drink a bottle, fall asleep and people think it's so cute. But...if I do it, I'm an alcoholic?
We should be able to call in healthy: "I'm not coming in today. I feel really good and don't want to waste it on work."
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National Champion [7853]
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Re: Over the Hump 'Dad Joke(s)'...
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Feb 26, 2025, 7:11 AM
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Love the calling in healthy.
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National Champion [8074]
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I love that one too, and have used it many times
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Feb 26, 2025, 11:11 AM
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but not calling to notify that I'm taking a "healthy day" lol. Always groggy, sick voice but spend the day enjoying the weather doing things around the home!!
All employers should give employees 1 healthy day off for each month, paid. Keep up the morale
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Orange Blooded [2585]
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Re: You made up the first one didn't you?
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Feb 26, 2025, 7:11 AM
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Try Again...LOL
I will use the second one though, that's pretty good.
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TigerNet Immortal [168604]
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Tiger Spirit [9189]
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Re: Over the Hump 'Dad Joke(s)'...
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Feb 26, 2025, 7:26 AM
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The relationship between a womman and a man is psychological.
One is psycho and one is logical.
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110%er [3822]
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Re: Over the Hump 'Dad Joke(s)'...
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Feb 26, 2025, 8:21 AM
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I can't make it in to work today because I have #### Myopia, I can't see my @$$ going to work today!!
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TigerNet Elite [71929]
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Re: Over the Hump 'Dad Joke(s)'...
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Feb 26, 2025, 8:36 AM
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What do camels sing on karaoke night?
My hump, my hump, my hump (ha), my lovely lady lumps.
Why did Wednesday feel like a superhero?
Because it was hump day and it saved the week!
What did Wednesday say to the rest of the days?
“I’m the peak of the week!”
Why don’t Wednesdays ever get lost?
Because they always know how to find their hump.
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100781]
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THX Salty55..
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Feb 26, 2025, 8:48 AM
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All 3 jokes superb and gave this ole vagabonder a needed chuckle while out alone in the boondocks of Georgia.
Go TiGERS~
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Paw Master [17387]
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What has more lives than a cat?
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Feb 26, 2025, 8:57 AM
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A frog, because it croaks everyday!!
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100871]
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lol***
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Feb 26, 2025, 9:16 AM
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Dynasty Maker [3116]
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What did the bison say to his son?
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Feb 26, 2025, 10:01 AM
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By son
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Game Changer [1649]
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Re: Over the Hump 'Dad Joke(s)'...
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Feb 26, 2025, 10:59 AM
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I got fired from the calendar factory, just for taking a day off.
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Ultimate Tiger [33433]
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Re: Over the Hump 'Dad Joke(s)'...
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Feb 26, 2025, 11:54 AM
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What do you call a deer that can’t see?
No eye deer!
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