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Varsity [104]
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Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:44 AM
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All this CFP and portal's killing the game existential heaviness is bringing down the cheer.
It's still just a game.
Favorite rivalry joke's to do with Aggies:
Aggie walks into the Menger Hotel bar, bellys up, and orders a Shiner Bock beer.
Guy next to him seems friendly enough so
he asks
"Where'd you go to school?"
"Yale."
"Okay. WHERE'D YOU GO TO SCHOOL?!"
What's your favorite rivalry school/team joke?
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CU Guru [1518]
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:45 AM
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I only had to read three times to get it. We’ll done.
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CU Guru [1518]
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:46 AM
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Well. Not we’ll. Stupid autocorrect
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Varsity [104]
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CU Guru [1518]
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Re: Would love to hear yours
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Dec 5, 2023, 8:22 AM
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I’ll borrow from John Boy and Billy. Why do Arkansas cheerleaders wear bibs? So they don’t get tobacco juice on their uniforms.
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Clemson Icon [24894]
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Tell 'em 16-7 coot. No one knows losing better than you.
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:47 AM
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Varsity [104]
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Yeah this joke is a little tired***
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:49 AM
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Sorry. But thanks for jumping in.
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Clemson Icon [24894]
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Tell 'em 16-7 coot. No one knows losing better than you.
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Dec 5, 2023, 8:24 AM
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Varsity [104]
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Are you a bot?
Dec 5, 2023, 9:14 AM
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Athletic Dir [1187]
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Not exactly a joke, but my favorite bumper sticker used to be
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:52 AM
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"Honk if you've never won a bowl game"
Then 1995 WVU, "my sister-in-law's" school ruined it!
Although it was real nice riding around seeing those back in the day.
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Varsity [104]
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My other fav's a little crass
Dec 5, 2023, 7:56 AM
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You know youre getting close to aTm when you pull off the highway to pee and all the sheep start backing up to meet you.
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Head Coach [994]
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Paw Warrior [4948]
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Dec 5, 2023, 7:57 AM
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What is the difference between God and Coach K? God does not think he is Coach K.
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All-In [10158]
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
Dec 5, 2023, 8:22 AM
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Don't waste your one playoff shot in 20 years. You'll be irrelevant again soon enough
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Varsity [104]
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That's not a very funny joke.
Dec 5, 2023, 9:15 AM
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Heisman Winner [78232]
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
Dec 5, 2023, 9:09 AM
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The joke is use of aloud instead of allowed in the link
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Varsity [104]
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Orange Blooded [2572]
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Re: I think youre in the wrong thread.
Dec 5, 2023, 9:35 AM
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Not really its just the shock of it why would you do that and risk not getting your diploma. Vnadleism isn't funny.
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Varsity [104]
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I see. I remember being 18, though.
Dec 5, 2023, 11:43 AM
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And doing far worse things that risked for worse outcomes.
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Heisman Winner [79959]
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Knock Knock.***
Dec 5, 2023, 9:12 AM
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Varsity [104]
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Have a feeling Im not going to like this joke.
Dec 5, 2023, 9:19 AM
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Heisman Winner [79959]
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There was an owl involved in the punchline.
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Dec 5, 2023, 9:27 AM
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Had to do with Temples' most favorite thug.
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Varsity [104]
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Oh, I figured it was a "Who the heck cares what you think about anything."
Dec 5, 2023, 11:44 AM
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Kinda knock-knock joke.
Sorry. I bet it was a good joke.
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All-TigerNet [5691]
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Heres one of my favorites:
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Dec 5, 2023, 9:45 AM
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Coach Beamer dies and gets into heaven. God shows him his new house, painted garnet and black. However, Beamer notices a giant mansion that is orange and purple. Beamer asks: "How come Dabo gets this giant manison and all I get is a small house?" God responds: "That isn't Dabo's manison. That's my mansion."
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Paw Master [16842]
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
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Dec 5, 2023, 9:53 AM
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University of South Carolina.
Get the joke? Pretty funny!
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Varsity [104]
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Some would say that's more of a punchline than anything.
Dec 5, 2023, 11:46 AM
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But I see where you're going.
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Dec 5, 2023, 11:51 AM
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Why doesn’t Florida float off into the Atlantic?
Because Georgia sucks!
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Varsity [104]
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There's a Texas version involving OU.
Dec 5, 2023, 11:56 AM
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The "because (state name) sucks!!!" joke always plays.
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Athletic Dir [1123]
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Re: There's a Texas version involving OU.
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Dec 5, 2023, 12:15 PM
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Why does Bama put cow piles on the sidelines at football games?
To keep flies off the cheerleaders.
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Clemson Conqueror [11361]
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Slurrier's joke about the fire in the Auburn library
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Dec 5, 2023, 12:18 PM
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that destroyed 20 books. “The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.”.
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Varsity [104]
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The Visor deserves his own thread.
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Dec 5, 2023, 12:23 PM
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"Cant spell Citrus withou UT."
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Clemson Conqueror [11361]
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He sure does***
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Dec 5, 2023, 12:24 PM
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Athletic Dir [1123]
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Re: Slurrier's joke about the fire in the Auburn library
Dec 5, 2023, 12:51 PM
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Best one I’ve heard on us.
Before the ‘81 natty game in Miami, some students decided to paint tiger paws on the highway all the way from Clemson to the Orange Bowl. They ran out of paint in Charlotte.
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Game Changer [2024]
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Re: Lets lighten the mood: Favorite joke about a rival team/fanbase?
Dec 5, 2023, 12:59 PM
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I hope this worked. I’m not really tech savvy! I saw this shirt while out shopping. Not really a joke, but still funny. It looks to be sideways. I must have gotten instructions from Spud!
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Oculus Spirit [41446]
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There is only one answer.
Dec 5, 2023, 1:00 PM
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Doo doo ice.
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