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Let's do 'Hump Day' Dad Jokes...and change the world!
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If we all just switch to cursive and stick-shift cars, an entire generation can be crippled! 
A blonde heard bathing in milk would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milkman (they're still around?) to leave 25 gallons of milk.
When the milkman read the note, he felt there's a mistake and she meant 2.5 gallons. Still, he knocked on the door. the blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note about 25 gallons...did you mean 2.5 gallons?"
She said, "No, I want 25 gallons to fill my tub for a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again."
The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?" (Uh oh...)
The blonde said, "No, just up to my bewbs...I can splash it on my eyes if I need to."
Enjoy your day, T-Net!
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Ultimate Tiger [33828]
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A book just fell on my head. I only have my shelf to blame.
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Apr 30, 2025, 8:22 AM
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I accidently took my cat's meds last night. Don't ask meow.
What did one nut say as he chased another nut? I'm a cashew.
The furniture store keeps emailing me. All I wanted was one night stand.
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Ultimate Tiger [35781]
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Re: Let's do 'Hump Day' Dad Jokes...and change the world!
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Apr 30, 2025, 8:30 AM
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What do you call an angry musician flipping someone off?
Songbird!!
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Dynasty Maker [3326]
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Re: Let's do 'Hump Day' Dad Jokes...and change the world!
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Apr 30, 2025, 8:31 AM
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What's blue and doesn't weigh much? Light blue. :0)
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Top TigerNet [31537]
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Did you know that both scuba and tuba are acronyms
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Apr 30, 2025, 8:35 AM
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Scuba stands for self contained underwater breathing apparatus...
...and tuba stands for terrible underwater breathing apparatus
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Re: Let's do 'Hump Day' Dad Jokes...and change the world!
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Apr 30, 2025, 8:41 AM
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"A group of nuns is painting their convent on a hot summer day. Mother Superior tells them to hurry up and finish because the blind man is coming. The nuns get so hot from working in the heat that one suggests they take their tops off to cool down. Another says, 'OK, I guess it’s just a blind man that’s coming.' The blind man arrives and says, 'Nice tatas. Where do you want the blinds?'"
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [100999]
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lol, +1***
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Valley Protector [1477]
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Re: Let's do 'Hump Day' Dad Jokes...and change the world!
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Apr 30, 2025, 8:47 AM
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How much does a pirate pay for corn?
a buccaneer!
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Ultimate Tiger [33481]
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Re: Let's do 'Hump Day' Dad Jokes...and change the world!
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Apr 30, 2025, 8:49 AM
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"Have you heard of Murphy's law?"
"Yeah."
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
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Top TigerNet [31840]
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When did Turkey enter World War 2?...
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Apr 30, 2025, 9:18 AM
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On Thanksgiving....
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Solid Orange [1321]
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Re: Let's do 'Hump Day' Dad Jokes...and change the world!
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Apr 30, 2025, 9:45 AM
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Tragically, a man fell from a 19 story nightclub.
They found out he wasn’t a bouncer.
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Re: Let's do 'Hump Day' Dad Jokes...and change the world!
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Apr 30, 2025, 10:07 AM
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A typical natural blonde, now that was funny!!!
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What does a cloud put on right after its shower?
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Apr 30, 2025, 2:02 PM
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A nice, clean pair of thunderwear.
🙂
~JKB
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