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"Let the Bodies hit the Floor" Dad Joke Friday
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Mar 14, 2025, 7:35 AM
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Sheesh! I'm sore...and I was a spectator!  And with that brief intro...
Alcohol isn't in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much, it's likely Tequilya!
I have a cup of coffee in the morning to kick the day off right. The other six are to keep me out of jail, help me form sentences and fuel my razor sharp, sarcastic wit! (Well, the wit...the sarcasm is genetic)
Go Tigers...pluck the Cardinals!!
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Mar 14, 2025, 7:37 AM
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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducked.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. Not sure what they were laced with, but I've been tripping all day!
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Heisman Winner [78961]
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Mar 14, 2025, 7:37 AM
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Orange Immortal [65751]
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Re: "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" Dad Joke Friday
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Mar 14, 2025, 9:15 AM
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Have you heard about the new movie "Diarrhea"?
It's streaming.
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Ultimate Tiger [34788]
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How does an IT guy drink coffee? He installs Java.
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Mar 14, 2025, 7:49 AM
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Why was the coffee shop employee fired? He kept showing up in a tea-shirt.
I don't have a problem with coffee, I have a problem without it.
She drank so much coffee, it was part of her daily grind.
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Game Changer [1830]
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Re: How does an IT guy drink coffee? He installs Java.
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Mar 14, 2025, 9:13 AM
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Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged.
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Oculus Spirit [40637]
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Re: How does an IT guy drink coffee? He installs Java.
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Mar 14, 2025, 10:42 AM
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Re: "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" Dad Joke Friday
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:08 AM
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1. Why isn't there a pregnant Barbie doll?
Ken came in another box.
2. Why did the snowman suddenly smile?
He could see the snowblower coming.
3. Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?
He saw the climate change.
4. What did Nala say to Simba in bed?
Move fasta (Mufasa).
5. What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?
“Want to see if it fits?”
6. How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
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Re: "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" Dad Joke Friday
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:15 AM
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A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, 'Hey, what's with the paper towel?'
The pirate says,
"Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!
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Re: "Let the Bodies hit the Floor" Dad Joke Friday
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Mar 14, 2025, 2:12 PM
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on the front of his pants. The bartender asks “what’s up with the steering wheel on your pants?”
The pirate says “Arrrrgh it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:09 AM
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Nuthins wrong with me
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [102211]
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lol***
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Mar 14, 2025, 8:15 AM
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Oculus Spirit [40637]
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Mar 14, 2025, 9:11 AM
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Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?
They say he made a mint!
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All-In [10798]
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Mar 14, 2025, 10:04 AM
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They say circumcision doesn't really hurt an infant, but I was circumcised when I was born and couldn't walk for nearly a year.
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