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It's the Friday some have waited for...and 'Dad Jokes', too!
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Jun 20, 2025, 6:45 AM
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Perhaps it's the middle of a long weekend for some of you!
My daughter texted me, "I have a new boyfriend!"
"And I have a new gun!", I replied.
"I don't see how the two are connected," she said.
"Hopefully neither will the cops!", I responded.  (Just kidding...right, dads?)
My neighbor just called and said, "I just saw your wife pulling into a motel."
"My wife's right here with me," I replied. "Your wife borrowed her car this morning.
People do baffle me, I admit it. It's been the Gulf of Mexico for 400 years and folks are losing their minds. We've been called men for thousands of years, yet a bunch are ok with changing that?
Have a great Friday...rest assured, MUCH better chuckles will follow this lame lead-in!
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Jun 20, 2025, 6:54 AM
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Jun 20, 2025, 7:36 AM
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Love Calvin & Hobbs!
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Jun 20, 2025, 6:57 AM
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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? All the sailors were 'marooned'. :0)
Happy Friday!
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lol and happy Friday .***
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Jun 20, 2025, 7:23 AM
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Jun 20, 2025, 7:30 AM
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I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.
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Jun 20, 2025, 9:01 AM
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What do you call a lady with one long leg and one short leg?
Eileen
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Oh, come on!
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Jun 20, 2025, 10:23 AM
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Welcome, Jobu88!
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Jun 20, 2025, 7:35 AM
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Yesterday, I saw a guy drop his scrabble letters on the road.
So I asked him, “What’s the word on the street?”
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Jun 20, 2025, 7:42 AM
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One day, there were two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it. The other boy couldn't figure out why his friend was at the bush for so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the stream. All of a sudden, the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn't understand why he ran away, so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady, I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
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Re: It's the Friday some have waited for...and 'Dad Jokes', too!
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Jun 20, 2025, 7:44 AM
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Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
My friend was the best man for his brother's wedding in Paris. At the reception, he raised his champagne glass and said "Eggs, cinnamon, bread, and maple syrup."
It was a French toast.
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Jun 20, 2025, 8:40 AM
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I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all the patients were shouting ,'13....13....13'
The fence was too high to see over,but I saw a little gap in the planks and looked through to see what was going on.
Some ####### poked me in the eye with a stick.
Then they all started shouting '14....14....14'...
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Jun 20, 2025, 10:37 AM
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The other day, my wife asked me to pass her the lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me now.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the "P" is silent.
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