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It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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My new girlfriend Jodie traded her next two shifts to come down and surprise me for my my birthday from Knoxville. Other than being embarrassed by four days of dirty dishes in the kitchen and a few of the magazines from my vintage Playboy collection laying around, it was great.
We went to Frankie’s Fun Park. I absolutely destroyed her in Putt Putt and Big Buck HD. She didn’t want to mess up her hair playing laser tag, so she just watched me. I recorded the highest score of anyone in three of the four games I played. I’m pretty sure she was impressed.
After dinner at Applebees, we went back to my place for some alone time. While I was cleaning up and getting the Xbox ready, she made me a sundae. Here’s where things get interesting. One of my friends brought me back weed gummies from Colorado last month. To get them through airport security, he put the weed gummies in a candy gummy container that I had sitting in my Kraft Dinner drawer.
Jodie didn’t know this and sprinkled gummies all over my sundae. I went to town on that #### thing. It wasn’t until my mouth started to get dry and my face felt flush that I realized what had happened. I should have gone all Karen Carpenter at that point, but figured “what’s the worst thing that could happen?” Boy oh boy, that was a mistake!
It didn’t take long until I thought I was having a heart attack and was afraid of a bear attacking me if I went out for some fresh air. After an hour of begging her to take me to the hospital, she walked me to my neighbors where they convinced me that the couch in his garage was a hospital bed.
Jodie won’t return my messages. I hope it’s because she’s working double shifts and not because she’s mad. If anyone has had a similar experience, how did you ask for forgiveness? CVS doesn’t have “sorry I got too high” cards. I already looked.
I honestly don’t think Deion Sanders knows what he’s getting himself into out there in Colorado. If those kids aren’t careful, they are going to have trouble fielding a team. That stuff is legit.
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Paw Warrior [4619]
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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Apr 5, 2023, 9:24 AM
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Look on the sunny side, at least you didn't puke. That certainly would have been a deal-breaker
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Heisman Winner [79627]
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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Apr 5, 2023, 9:25 AM
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Text her a full frontal nudie with a ding-dong bell attached to it. This has worked several times for me. Good Luck, she sounds too good to lose.
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Rival Killer [2895]
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Your stories are the best, Chad!
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Apr 5, 2023, 9:34 AM
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“Convince me the couch was a hospital bed”
😂🤣☠️ ☠️ ☠️
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Oculus Spirit [40343]
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I Heard That Judge Went to Hospital And Tried to Convice
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Apr 5, 2023, 9:50 AM
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The Emergency Room personnel that he tripped, fell in the kitchen and ended up with 3 cucumbers in his rump.
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Dynasty Maker [3570]
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Re: I Heard That Judge Went to Hospital And Tried to Convice
Apr 5, 2023, 3:47 PM
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Cucumbers? Is there a gerbil shortage in America too?
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Orange Beast [6322]
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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Apr 5, 2023, 10:52 AM
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This fictitious story is"SIMPLY UNBELIEVABLE"
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National Champion [7404]
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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Apr 5, 2023, 11:46 AM
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If you are questioning whether I really had the top score in three of four rounds of laser tag, go ahead and call Tim the manager and ask. My skills there are legendary.
If we’re being honest, I should have had the high score all four times but some pre-pubescent brat was cheating by covering his sensors so my perfect shots on him weren’t registering. I told his mother that she was raising him wrong afterwards.
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All-Pro [796]
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Pitt Putt. Laser Tag. Applebee’s. Sundaes with gummy bears :)
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Apr 5, 2023, 10:59 AM
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Awesome day!
But 14 year olds should not be unsupervised.
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Tiger Spirit [9169]
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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It’s laughable weed isn’t legal everywhere. SC is in the dark ages, like many other states. Cannabis is legit medicine.
People not handling the stuff with care is about irresponsibility not another reason to keep it illegal. How many teenagers get alcohol poisoning? That’s still legal.
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Tiger Titan [50782]
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It isn’t legal for teenagers.***
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Apr 5, 2023, 1:05 PM
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All-TigerNet [5668]
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Jodie could've been....
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Apr 5, 2023, 11:20 AM
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The QUEEN of your double wide trailer with polyester curtains and the red wood deck...but you done messed up....
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Orange Elite [5497]
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Re: Jodie could've been....
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Apr 5, 2023, 12:21 PM
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Yep. Could have been a polyester bride and bought alligator cowboy boots that just went on sale.
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TigerNet Immortal [173795]
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When she left, she probably asked herself, "did I shave my
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Apr 5, 2023, 12:58 PM
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legs for this?"
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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Apr 5, 2023, 12:12 PM
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It's oddly refreshing to catch up on your news from the trailer park every now and then. I always wondered how the downtrodden lived.
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National Champion [7404]
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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Apr 5, 2023, 12:23 PM
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Downtrodden? LOL. I haven’t lived in a trailer park for over two years.
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Top TigerNet [32927]
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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Apr 5, 2023, 1:07 PM
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My apologies......for a minute there I was almost wrong.
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TigerNet Immortal [173795]
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You know the rules! Pigs of said girlfriend or it didn't
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Apr 5, 2023, 12:57 PM
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happen.
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National Champion [7404]
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Re: You know the rules! Pigs of said girlfriend or it didn't
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Apr 5, 2023, 1:03 PM
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Will a hand drawn sketch of us on a date a few weeks ago work?
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TigerNet Immortal [173795]
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Re: You know the rules! Pigs of said girlfriend or it didn't
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Apr 5, 2023, 1:06 PM
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sure!
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National Champion [7404]
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Re: You know the rules! Pigs of said girlfriend or it didn't
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Apr 5, 2023, 1:08 PM
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TigerNet Immortal [173795]
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Re: You know the rules! Pigs of said girlfriend or it didn't
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Apr 5, 2023, 1:15 PM
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nice crocs.
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Paw Master [16191]
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Paw Master [16191]
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I started taking gummies out here at the recommendation
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Apr 5, 2023, 1:56 PM
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of a therapist.. and it was helpful!
Everything can me misused and abused, but pot being illegal in this country is lame. And the stigma, I’m over it. It’s legal where I live and I can buy it more readily than you can get your favorite bourbon in SC.
Great story!! And yes, if you’re not used to taking them, start low and go slow. 2.5mg for the inexperienced is plenty and some of these gummies are 25-100mg. I’ve heard many stories similar to yours with taking too much and anxiety being overwhelming.
SC could benefit from dropping the $$ wasted on a losing battle and starting to bring in the tax revenue from legal pot. At a minimum, folks with legit medical issues should have access without fear of prosecution. Time to change the narrative. Pot isn’t the devils weed and is a way better choice than the what daily or frequent drinking does to people.
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Clemson Conqueror [11757]
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She was obviously trying to get you high so she could
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Apr 5, 2023, 2:04 PM
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take you back to the Frankies and kick your ### at Putt Putt
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National Champion [7404]
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Re: She was obviously trying to get you high so she could
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Apr 5, 2023, 2:10 PM
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She would have regretted that. If the US ProMiniGolf Association didn’t drug test, I’d be in their Hall of Fame with the some of the all time greats like Bobby Ward and Ron Blum.
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Standout [340]
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I know you think this funny, but really
Apr 5, 2023, 2:17 PM
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it’s just sad.
I have a brother who’s a cop at the beach. You should sit and talk to him one day about how drugs have changed society in just his 30-year career.
When he starts telling you about fishing dead babies out of the trash can, remember then how I said it wasn’t funny. No; not at all.
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CU Medallion [18217]
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Re: I know you think this funny, but really
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Apr 5, 2023, 2:39 PM
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Game Changer [1618]
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Paw Master [16191]
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I’m sure someone smoked a joint and put their baby in a trash can
Apr 5, 2023, 5:03 PM
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Again, old propaganda and bs narratives
Then again, it is “ole” mike
Know how many people I take care of with medical or trauma alcohol related issues on a daily basis?
Yet in my entire career, I’ve seen ONE patient.. a 22-23 yo dude who ate high dose gummies daily and ended up with GI issues (gastroparesis)
It ain’t even close
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Standout [340]
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Soy, you’re the idiot who had everybody in an uproar
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Apr 5, 2023, 5:26 PM
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over Covid on this site, posting weekly your wartime reports. Eff off.
Tell you what you do: count up all the kids who started with Mary Jane and finished up with one last opioid pop and then get back to me.
Why do you f*ckers in California insist on spreading your filth to everyone else?
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Paw Master [16191]
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You got hate in your heart, let it out!
Apr 5, 2023, 5:35 PM
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Better to do it here in the safety of the interwebz than taking it out on the people around you
Keep going brother
Just know it doesn’t have to be as hard as you make it
Again with old narratives.. gateway drug blah blah
So we should outlaw booze and cigarettes too.. bc how many people started there and ended with one last opioid pop?
Figure that out and get back to me.
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Standout [340]
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I absolutely do hate liars like you Soy
Apr 5, 2023, 5:43 PM
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no doubt about it, and I will continue to hate you so long as you have the breath to spew your vile narcissism.
You see, I’m not afraid of your political BS, nor your tired narratives like “hate”.
I don’t “love” nor “like” evil, and I sure don’t like you or your evil kind.
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Paw Master [16191]
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There you go.. heal and feel better. Get it all out in
Apr 5, 2023, 8:54 PM
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the safety of your Clemson fam.
The best is yet to come.
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Standout [340]
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F*ck the local Tiger alums - this is you and me, pumpkin
Apr 5, 2023, 10:43 PM
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Unlike you, I don't play the game of "who can fake more friends", and I also don't buy your West Coast schtick one bit.
You're just another POS, "B-" liberal product of a system intended only to create radicals. You think you sound good, but really, we stopped listening to the likes of you out on the Left Coast about 6 months into Covid. It's truly sad, but California society isn't any different than the local Islamic schools that create jihadists in the Middle East: you're ideological to an extreme, and thus narcissistic and with little real empathy for anyone else. All you care about are your style points and arrogance chic. In the end, all you know how to do is read off of cue cards.
But the walls are crumbling around you out there, Bub. The Addicts, Freeloaders, and self-proclaimed Elites - really just "elitists" missing the gray matter to make a real difference - are over-burdening the system, and the regular "We the People" are bailing on you. You can't import enough illegals to keep up the Mexican-American vote, and the Blacks vote themselves a big reparation to be paid later by taxing children not yet born, people aren't going to keep buying the Shell Game of "Who next to blame?". Heck, if it weren't for businesses bringing in dollars from outside the State like Silicon Valley, Hollywood, and farming, California would be as broke as Venezuela already.
But soon, Bub, soon. All Tyrants find their end in a hole like Saddam or a bunker like Adolph. And all Liberals meet their Maker in the only Judgement Day that matters.
Soon enough, Bub. So when you get down to those last ten breaths, and the lies and manipulations no longer have any effect, don't come reaching to me. I don't and won't give a f*ck....
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National Champion [7404]
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Re: You got hate in your heart, let it out
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This is just like the time I trapped a raccoon and let it go in the girls locker room when I was in the 7th grade.
I thought it was funny at the time but it caused my parents to get in a huge fight. Pops thought my prank was funny. My mom went on a tirade that it could have been a rabid raccoon and girls could have died after being attacked.
Pops left for good soon afterwards. I really hope you guys can put down the keyboard and realize that we are all Tigers and find a way in your heart to forgive each other and become TigerNet buddies.
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Paw Master [16191]
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All love here brother
Apr 5, 2023, 8:55 PM
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Love your stories
Hilarious and fun!
Cheers
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All-In [10404]
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Re: You got hate in your heart, let it out!
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Soy I agree with you about marijuana. But…
Ole’ Mike is right about you coming on here spreading BS fear about Covid. I bet Fauci is your hero.
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Paw Master [16191]
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I’ll respond to you @bowlhunter bc you’re
Apr 6, 2023, 2:12 PM
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stating your opinion like a normal human.
What I posted here during covid was simply a first hand account of what I was seeing and doing in one hospital in one city in the country.
They were fact based posts about the amount of CPR I was doing, the population we were seeing, and the outcomes. It was horrific, it was real, and it was incredibly sad.
If those posts inspired fear in people you should ask yourself why it scared you.
What I will acknowledge freely is that I was guilty of projecting MY experience in my hospital broadly across a vast country. What we needed in a more population dense Sacramento was NOT what was needed 45 mins away in the more rural areas like Placerville. The cases and numbers just were not the same.
This was the mistake made by politicians and I believe what made something that should never have been divisive exactly that.
You don’t have to like the experiences I was sharing, but perhaps they just didn’t apply to where you live.
As always, you could choose not to read those posts if you found reality offensive.
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Ultimate Tiger [34291]
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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Apr 5, 2023, 2:36 PM
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You should have ordered the Oreo Shake at Applebees. Then you wouldn’t have been making a sundae at home and Jodie would still be there, safely locked in your cage, oops apartment, in the basement.
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110%er [5713]
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
Apr 5, 2023, 4:28 PM
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I will never understand why people want to be high or passed out everyday. What a waste of life. They must have a very miserable existence.
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Orange Blooded [2261]
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Apr 5, 2023, 4:53 PM
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Michael Phelps and Hussian Bolt smoke weed everyday of their lives and are some of the most decorated Olympians in the world.
Being stoned doesnt make you lazy. Being lazy does.
Some of the most successful people I know take bong rips on their way to work in the 30s & 40s.
Its time to grow up from the doom and gloom rhetoric and marijuana prohibition.
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Game Changer [1618]
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Not that I'm opposed to smoking a bit...
Apr 5, 2023, 5:12 PM
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But, partaking of bong rips on the way to work is not what I'd characterize as a "professional practice". If one has to hit the ganja before work starts, there may be other issues. There was a guy in my office that used to do that, and I wouldn't characterize him as very successful as he's no longer employed.
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Orange Blooded [2261]
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Re: Not that I'm opposed to smoking a bit...
Apr 6, 2023, 7:58 AM
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how is it any different than Prozac, Zoloft, Xanax, or Adderall?
Those are the most prescribed drugs in the US with FAR worse quantifiable side effects.
You shouldn't worry about what other people do so much.
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Game Changer [1618]
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Re: Not that I'm opposed to smoking a bit...
Apr 6, 2023, 9:53 AM
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Just to be clear, I have zero worry or interest about what other folks do. As a matter of fact, I think ALL drugs should be legalized. Every one of them. Let the chips fall where they may.
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Standout [340]
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How many times do I have to say it - GO TALK TO MY BROTHER
Apr 5, 2023, 6:57 PM
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THE COP. Or better yet, go ask Soy what % of people living in California's homeless camps are also drug abusers and were before they became homeless?
Just because drugs didn't ruin your life, or even the next guy's life, you're not the totality of the population by any means.
Tens of thousands died last year alone from opioids, and that wasn't the first drug they ever took by any means.
The selfish among us keep making their promises that everything's alright, all the while the cartels mass at the border, plant weed in our National parks, and traffic in human slavery.
Eff all of you for the evil lie you apparently cannot keep to yourself, and feel the need to promote to each next generation.
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All-In [10404]
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Re: How many times do I have to say it - GO TALK TO MY BROTHER
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Mike I’ve drank a lot in my life but I won’t touch liquor. I can promise you I’d much rather be around someone high on weed than drunk on liquor.
Liquor has much worse effects on society than weed ever will. And for the record I don’t do weed but probably would from time to time if it were legal.
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Standout [340]
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it's meaningless comparison - excess of either is crippling
Apr 5, 2023, 10:51 PM
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but the idea that drugs have done less harm to society is a Myth perpetuated by self-indulgent Liberals who make Lying an art form. It isn't real, anymore than it's real that Secularists give as much to charity as people of Faith.
These are just Myths produced by the Liberal Media Machine intended to confuse people as to who the real enemy is.
You're a Man, so you should know - you're the "enemy", right?
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Game Changer [1999]
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Standout [340]
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so, the chemicals in the synthetic drug were not natural
Apr 6, 2023, 9:45 AM
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in and of themselves? The chemicals in the so-called "synthetic drug" are not off the same periodic table that the Universe birthed? And so-called "synthetic drugs" are universally non-medicinal, right?
LOL... you Liberals will hoist any lie to any argument you can think of.
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
Apr 5, 2023, 4:54 PM
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Don't have to go through all of that work at the airport.
They are looking for bombs - not drugs.
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Paw Warrior [4828]
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I needed that laugh
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Apr 5, 2023, 10:17 PM
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After today
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Clemson Conqueror [11311]
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Re: It’s probably best that some things aren’t legal in SC
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This thread delivers. Thanks to all contributors.
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Varsity [104]
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Knoxville. There's the problem.
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Apr 6, 2023, 10:36 AM
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Lots of crazy women in Knoxville. Ask Petrin Manning.
On of them sued him for...being naked in the Vols' locker room
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