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It's Friday in the Ampitheatre...Dad Joke time!

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Salty55®

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It's Friday in the Ampitheatre...Dad Joke time!

Jan 31, 2025, 6:32 AM

I wrote a song about a tortilla...

But...it's more of a wrap!

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Re: It's Friday in the Ampitheatre...Dad Joke time!

Jan 31, 2025, 6:35 AM

I wondered why my wife's shoe was getting bigger and bigger...

And then it hit me!

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Re: It's Friday in the Ampitheatre...Dad Joke time!

Jan 31, 2025, 6:38 AM

I don’t know who needs to know this but even if a grizzly wears socks and shoes.

He still has bear feet.

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Re: It's Friday in the Ampitheatre...Dad Joke time!

Jan 31, 2025, 7:28 AM

A guy walks by a barber shop & notices a sign that say’s ‘get your closest shave ever here!’

He could use a good shave, so he goes in. The lady in there, Grace, gives him the hot towel treatment and straight razor shave.

For the next four days, he doesn’t have to shave. He is astounded that he still doesn’t have to shave.

He goes back to the barber shop & asks to speak with the owner. He asks the owner what his secret is for the extremely close shaves.

The owner says “oh, you were shaved by Grace, and once shaved, always shaved!”

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Very nice!

Jan 31, 2025, 9:20 AM

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Good clean joke!

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Re: It's Friday in the Ampitheatre...Dad Joke time!

Jan 31, 2025, 8:07 AM

I got into the elevator on the first floor and pressed 5. The doors closed and the elevator went up to floor 4, then down a floor to 3, then 2, before it finally went back up and stopped on the 5th floor. Confused, I walked out and it was only then that I noticed the sign on the door:

“Elevator out of order.”

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