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Interviewing This Week
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Jan 7, 2025, 6:34 AM
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I have been interviewing this week for a Valentine's Day dance partner. So, I decided to draft up a brief description of me on Tinder that would give the ladies a glimpse of what they're in for.
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"I enjoy long romantic walks on the beach. Until the LSD wears off and I realize that I've been dragging a naked mannequin around the Waffle House parking lot for 12 hours. My favorite flavor of crayon is blue raspberry, and I prefer the Crayola brand. None of that cheap knock off stuff. If you're going to be my dance partner, you have to deal with my halitosis and ulcerative colitis. Not to fear though, I will wear a generous amount of Old Spice After Shave as to mask the odors. If you are interested in attending a Valentine's Day dance with me, I shall pick you up at 8pm sharp on my motor scooter. I don't have an extra helmet, so you'll have to provide your own. .
XOXO,
Bobby Petrino
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Oculus Spirit [42275]
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I would suggest ignoring any replies from:
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Jan 7, 2025, 6:49 AM
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FranciMari or Bob.
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TigerNet Immortal [168598]
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It will work out great
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Jan 7, 2025, 6:54 AM
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She can just follow you on her menstrual cycle
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Re: It will work out great
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Jan 7, 2025, 7:47 AM
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I've been ran over by a couple of those things. Believe me, it's no fun.
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Re: Interviewing This Week
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Jan 7, 2025, 7:58 AM
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Had a girl in my high school class that was ape over Old Spice. She was like Curly when he said "Moe Larry Cheese". Old Spice was hard to find in the small town where the school was located.
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TigerNet Immortal [171993]
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You should get a lot of offers. Do you mind if I copy and use for my
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Jan 7, 2025, 8:36 AM
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eHarmony bio?
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All-In [10979]
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Re: You should get a lot of offers. Do you mind if I copy and use for my
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Jan 7, 2025, 8:52 AM
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Be my guest. In fact, I was going to throw my hat in the ring for the Defensive Coordinator position at Clemson. Figure it would make for a very interesting cover letter.
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Jan 7, 2025, 8:43 AM
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My Mother in law would love to go! Pick her up on Leeds Avenue - front door Al Cannon Detention Center.
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TigerNet Immortal [171993]
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Which one is it you don't like, Chesty or your MIL?
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Jan 7, 2025, 11:36 AM
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I think this will get a lot of dates. Let us know how you do!***
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Jan 7, 2025, 12:27 PM
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Re: I think this will get a lot of dates. Let us know how you do!***
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Jan 7, 2025, 4:12 PM
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Just got my first taker. She's Post-Op, but that will have to work for now. The main thing that I have is a date. I won't be interviewing for the DC anytime soon at Clemson, so I just assume I'll settle for now. My MOPED cannot wait to receive the fine status of the.... I cannot even finish this post y'all I'm laughing so hard. LOL
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Happy V-Day!***
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Jan 7, 2025, 12:31 PM
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