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I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 7:03 AM
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From Germany back to US. There is a lady in the seat next to me that is huge!! I mean HUGE!!
She had to ask for an extra seat belt and her fat rolls are invading my seat and smothering me. This is miserable….. what are the odds she is former Carolina cheerleader?
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 7:51 AM
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50 -50
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 10:20 AM
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60 - 40 Carolina cheerleaders or 80 - 20 Georgia cheerleaders!
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 5:57 PM
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50% chance she is former SCAR cheerleader
50% change she is current SCAR cheerleader.
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Clemson Sports Icon [55937]
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 7:51 AM
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Any pigs?
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Clemson Sports Icon [59238]
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If she looks like this....pretty high....
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Jul 9, 2023, 7:52 AM
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Heisman Winner [79270]
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If ever there was a photo-shopped pic....
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Jul 9, 2023, 8:14 AM
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this one would win the prize!
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 8:12 AM
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+1👍🏻 for the coot cheerleader call and +1👍🏻 to spud for the pic (i’m thinking using the term ‘pig’ mebbe misinterpreted).
Be careful tho’, there is a full figured woman who is some kind of travel blogger (influencer?) who has been on the warpath against the discrimination, denigration, shaming and otherwise systemic oppression against full figured folk. If she is, you may just end up the subject of one of her social media tirades…..
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 8:16 AM
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And he better hope she has no close friend on TigerNet this morning to give her a heads up text!
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 8:19 AM
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C! What’d’i tell ya?!?!
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 8:16 AM
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That is miserable. I always request a beautiful woman to sit beside me.
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 8:20 AM
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Carolina = UNC
Also wrong bored
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Spend a lot of time in the toilet
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Jul 9, 2023, 8:26 AM
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Rub your stomach and groan
Talk constantly about some rotten schnitzel you think you had last night
Gag periodically
Make her as uncomfortable as you are
But make sure everything is about you and not her so she can’t get you for harassment
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 8:41 AM
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Whatever you do, do NOT fall asleep with your arm resting on the top layer. That's the layer they use to support plates of food. There is the strong possibility that she could just add salt, pepper and a coating of olive oil and chow down on the thing as you rest. If she requests BBQ Sauce or butter from the Stewardess, best just get up and move. Save yourself!
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 12:16 PM
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Or just work up a nice long gut relieving fart. But there could be something worse than sitting by a fat person a flight, and that would be hearing the stewardess frantically barking out instructions preparing you for the worst!!!
Message was edited by: allorangeallthetime52®
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 8:47 AM
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International Flight = Business Class
For me this is non-negotiable, I will state it up front and if the company doesn’t want to meet that requirement, then they should not hire me and I am perfectly fine with that.
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 9:10 AM
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Probably a recipient of food stamps and other government handouts
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Ask her if she has any bacon stuffed in them rolls.
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Jul 9, 2023, 9:15 AM
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It is always nice to have some snack food for long flights. Best of luck!!
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 9:17 AM
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Probably your best shot at getting into the mile high club….I say go for it. Carpe diem.
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Orange Phenom [14586]
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 9:54 AM
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Just think of her as your personal Flotation Device.
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 10:11 AM
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I had that happen one time that was so bad the flight attendant asked me if I wanted to move to the one empty seat on the plane - in the very last row. I jumped at the opportunity. This woman was so big you could see the fear in the face of everyone who had an empty seat next to them as she came down the aisle. I was in an aisle seat and she was so big it forced me far enough into the aisle the flight attendant said they would not be able to get the beverage cart through the aisle.
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Ring of Honor [23537]
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Happens every time... and the odds that you'll get seated on
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Jul 9, 2023, 10:39 AM
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this row is the square root of the absolute value of zero. To the nth power.
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Re: Happens every time... and the odds that you'll get seated on
Jul 10, 2023, 9:20 AM
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this row is the square root of the absolute value of zero. To the nth power. That is a NON-RECLINING exit row. HARD PASS.  ">">
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Oh heck no. Push call button bro
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Jul 9, 2023, 12:44 PM
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Or go to flight attendant near bathroom and ask to be seated in first class or somewhere else. Put that beyooooootch on the wing or baggage compartment.
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Re: I’m on a flight now
Jul 9, 2023, 1:01 PM
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Lmao 75% .... does she smell of chicken poop?
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Re: I’m on a flight now ….update
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Jul 9, 2023, 4:00 PM
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10 hours and I didn’t get out of my seat… as free willy didn’t move. We got diverted because of weather and now sitting on an active taxiway and can’t get out of our seats. …. I can relate to baby Jessica now…..I am trapped!
Appreciate the responses and good humor. Check out the mass of that arm.
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Re: I’m on a flight now ….update
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Jul 9, 2023, 5:26 PM
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I gave you a TU for Baby Jessica in that well!
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Looks to be on thinner side of the typical TigerNet wife/gf
Jul 9, 2023, 8:41 PM
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If you are single and didn’t chat her up - missed an opportunity.
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Re: I’m on a flight now
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Jul 9, 2023, 5:54 PM
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Did they have to off load half the luggage to compensate for your seat mate?
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Get out the air sick bag...
Jul 10, 2023, 8:41 AM
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and pretend like you're going to get sick. Make sure she sees AND HEARS you doing it. You might even consider asking the flight attendant for an extra bag or two. I'm betting the + size woman will asked to be moved.
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Jul 10, 2023, 9:02 AM
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Ultimate Clemson Legend [102349]
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You lucky dog.
Jul 12, 2023, 4:40 AM
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If the plane crashes you can sit her on your lap and the fatback she sports will protect you and probably save your life. Then you'll have plenty to eat and even some to trade for soap and toilet paper.
She's a survival kit all rolled up in one and a half seats.
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