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I wasn't gonna 'Dad Joke' today, but...tomorrow's Monday, so
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I wasn't gonna 'Dad Joke' today, but...tomorrow's Monday, so

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Mar 2, 2025, 7:00 AM
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My boss called me, all mad, asking, "Where ARE you?"
I said, "I'm here...you just can't see me. I identify as TRANSparent. My pronouns are who/where.

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Mar 2, 2025, 7:44 AM
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What do you call a ghost’s mother and father?

Transparents

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Mar 2, 2025, 7:55 AM
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee.
The problem was she was just coming home.





I told my doctor I think my wife has VD.
He gave himself a shot of penicillin.





I should be careful, my wife has already cut me down to twice a month.
I'm lucky, I know two guys she's cut off completely.

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I try to save a life a day, usually it is my own.


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Mar 2, 2025, 8:26 AM
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The waitress asked me if I wanted a box for my leftovers and I said no but I wrestle you for a piece of cheesecake!

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Mar 2, 2025, 8:26 AM
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A man called the doctor's office asking to see the Doctor because he thought he was invisible...the doctor told him that he could not see him right now!

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Why couldn't the Lizard get a girlfriend?

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Mar 2, 2025, 8:46 AM
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Because he had a 'Reptile Dysfunction'!!

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Mar 2, 2025, 10:59 AM
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My wife told me I had every board game but one, I had no clue.

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