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Thursday 'Dad Joke' misery interruption...
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Thursday 'Dad Joke' misery interruption...

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Oct 30, 2025, 8:07 AM
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A one-third less serious morning...

Disclosure: I laugh at the arrogance of poasters who've never done the job, have no idea how to do the job, yet accuse Dabo of arrogance in his leadership and not subscribing to their ideas. Hard to top that joke by a bunch ' arrogant dads'.

My kid asked me where poo comes from. I was very uncomfortable, but explained the best I could.
He stared at me in silence and then asked, "And Tigger?" :)

Have a great Thursday, Tiger Nation! In the words of deadsolidperfect®...keep the bastiches at arm's length...or something like that!
Go Tigers, ALWAYS!

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Oct 30, 2025, 8:16 AM
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What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeno business! :0)

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My contribution ...

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Oct 30, 2025, 8:17 AM
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"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton


You must be related

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Oct 30, 2025, 10:36 AM
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To InspectorM

:)

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Related

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Oct 30, 2025, 12:00 PM
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Sometimes the road to the truth is so elusive it's confusing and reality becomes illusion.


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Oct 30, 2025, 8:19 AM
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Bigfoot saw me…..but nobody believes him.

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Oct 30, 2025, 8:20 AM
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Why does a duck have tail feathers?

To cover its butt quack!

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Oct 30, 2025, 8:23 AM
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I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long. I think it was a pi-thon.

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Oct 30, 2025, 8:33 AM
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Author Stephen King has siblings that also write books:
Plumbing Issues by Lee King. His book is on my bucket list.
Lawn and Garden Maintenance by Ray King
Audio Engineering by Mike King
Humorous Puns by Joe King

The romans had many types of poisons. Poison I, Poison II and Poison III caused instant death. Poison IV however just made you itchy.

I had a great time horseback riding today, until I ran out of quarters. You have to be a certain age to get this.

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Re: I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long. I think it was a pi-thon.

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Oct 30, 2025, 10:02 AM
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*Stolen and posted elsewhere*

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Oct 30, 2025, 8:37 AM
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“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.” Isaac Asimov
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Happy Thursday!

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Oct 30, 2025, 9:10 AM
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Oct 30, 2025, 9:23 AM
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Dad says “pull my finger son”

Son Says “no, you’re going to fart”

Dad replies “if you pull my finger, I might give you $20”

The son quickly pulls his finger and dad farts.

The sun, disgusted, asks “where is my $20?”

The dad replies, “ I said, ‘might’, always read the fine print son, or you are liable to put forth a lot of effort and be left with nothing but a foul stench.

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Oct 30, 2025, 9:28 AM
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Bubba went to SC on a football scholarship. He was a good running back, but a poor student.

At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.

The one question test was held in the auditorium and the students packed the place. It was standing room only.

The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma." Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

Bubba looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."

A hush fell over the auditorium...and then the SC students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"

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Oct 30, 2025, 9:36 AM
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Bubba went to SC on a football scholarship. He was a good running back, but a poor student.

At graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he was a great football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.

The one question test was held in the auditorium and the students packed the place. It was standing room only.

The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma." Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

Bubba looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."

A hush fell over the auditorium...and then the SC students began another chant. "Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"


Typical Gamecock graduate...

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Oct 30, 2025, 9:47 AM [ in reply to Re: Thursday 'Dad Joke' misery interruption... ]
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MyfavOrange® for the win with one of my favorite chicken jokes.

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This also assumes the dean knew the answer, which

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Oct 30, 2025, 10:12 AM [ in reply to Re: Thursday 'Dad Joke' misery interruption... ]
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he may not have. 😉

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A skunk went to a movie theater...

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Oct 30, 2025, 9:34 AM
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The skunk asked "how much for admission?"..

Window clerk: "5 cents"..

The skunk replied "sorry but I only have one (s)cent".....

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Oct 30, 2025, 9:49 AM
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Beer — a cold reminder that not everything in life sucks.

Two women were playing golf. One of the women hit the ball and watched in horror as her ball flew directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
The ball struck one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands over his groin, dropped to the ground, and rolled around in agony.
The woman rushed over and said, "I'm so sorry! Please let me help—I'm a physical therapist and I know I can relieve your pain if you'll let me."
The man replied, "Oh no, I'll be fine in a few minutes." But he was clearly in agony, curled up in the fetal position and still holding his groin.
At her insistence, he finally agreed.
She gently moved his hands aside, loosened his pants, and placed her hands inside.
She administered a tender and expert massage for half an hour and then asked, "How does that feel?"
He replied, "It feels great... but I still think my thumb's broken."

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It was funnier Tuesday,

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Oct 30, 2025, 4:10 PM
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With tacos! 😎
https://www.tigernet.com/clemson-forum/message/tacos-for-tuesday-and-a-side-of-dad-jokes-37653681#37653681

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Re: It was funnier Tuesday,

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Oct 30, 2025, 4:27 PM
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Oops. My apologies. I couldn’t remember where that one came from.

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lol, +1***

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